30 Funny Football Jokes for Kids

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One of our favorite sports is American football! We love to watch pro football and college football! If you’re looking for some clean and funny football jokes for kids, check out this list of our favorites!

If you’re a football fan or know one, you’ll love these jokes and riddles! You can use our printable lunchbox notes at the bottom of the list to do your own Football Joke of the Day or to surprise your kids!

These jokes are fun for kids who play, coaches, sports parents, and anyone who loves a good sports joke! With the Super Bowl coming up soon, these riddles and puns are just in time for some fun with your kids!

Be sure to leave us a comment and let us know which of our favorite funny jokes about football players your kids love!

FOOTBALL JOKES FOR KIDS

Q: What did the receiver say to the football?
A: Catch you later.

Q: Why was Cinderella such a poor football player?
A: Her coach was a pumpkin.

Q: What happens to football players who go blind?
A: They become referees.

Q: Which football player wears the biggest helmet?
A: The one with the biggest head.

Q: Where do football players dance?
A: At a foot ball!

Q: Where do football players go when they need a new uniform?
A: New Jersey.

Q: When should football players wear armor?
A: When they play knight games.

Q: Where do hungry football players play?
A: In the Supper Bowl.

Q: What do you call a lineman’s kid?
A: A chip off the old blocker.

Q: What did the football say to the punter?
A: I get a kick out of you.

Q: Which insect doesn’t play well in football?
A: The fumble bee.

Q: Which football game do cats like to watch?
A: The Goldfish Bowl.

Q: What do centers wear on their feet?
A: Hiking shoes.

Q: What do football players wear on Halloween?
A: Face Masks!

Q: How do football players stay cool?
A: By standing close to the fans.

Q: Which two football teams played in the pirate Superbowl?
A: The Seahawks and the Buccaneers.

Q: What kind of tea do football players drink?
A: Penaltea!

Q: Why was the tiny ghost asked to join the football team?
A: They needed a little team spirit.

Q: Why didn’t the dog want to play football?
A: It was a boxer.

Q: Which state should the Tampa Bay Buccaneers move to?
A: Arrrrrrrrrkansas.

Q: Who is the leader of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers?
A: Captain Hook!

Q: Why shouldn’t you play football in the jungle?
A: There are too many cheetahs!

Q: Why did the football quit the team?
A: It was tired of being kicked around.

Q. Why did the football player bring string to the game?
A: So he could tie the score.

Q: Why couldn’t the all-star football player listen to music?
A: Because he broke all the records.

Q: What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?
A: A football coach

QUARTERBACK JOKES

Q: Why did the football coach go to the bank?
A: To get his quarter back.

Q: Where do quarterbacks go to dance?
A: Foot balls.

Q: What do you get when you cross a quarterback with a carpet?
A: A throw rug.

Q: What football play should you be suspicious of?
A: The quarterback sneak.

Q: What’s the difference between a quarterback and a baby?
A: One takes the snap, the other takes a nap.

Q. What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?
A. Give me my quarter back!

Here’s a football joke that we’re not sure the kids will understand but it sure had us parents laughing!

Q: How is losing money in a payphone like a football game?
A: If you don’t get the quarter back, you hit the receiver!

PRINTABLE FOOTBALL RIDDLES

If you want to do a joke a day with your family, download our printable Football jokes below! All you need is an 8.5″ x 11″ sheet of paper and you can print these lunchbox notes to leave around the house or even tuck in your player’s equipment bag!

CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD YOUR FREE PRINTABLE.

Comment and tell us one of your favorite football jokes!