Bunnies are cute and fuzzy — bunny jokes are cute and funny!! Your kids will love these jokes about cuddly rabbits. These cousins of the Easter bunny hop into our heart all year round.
We’ve got some of our favorite bunny jokes along with a FREE PRINTABLE for your kids!
Bunny Jokes for Kids
Like all of our jokes, these are clean and kid-friendly so you can share them with your kids without worry! Whether you’re looking for some funny Easter Bunny jokes or just need some general funny bunny jokes, we’ve got some of our favorites to share with you!
Q: How do rabbits travel?
A: By hareplane.
Q: What is a bunny’s motto?
A: Don’t be mad, be hoppy!
Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit?
A: Unique up on it.
Q: How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
A: Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses!
Q: What is a rabbit’s favorite dance style?
Q: Where do rabbits go after their wedding?
A: On their bunnymoon!
Q: What do you get if you cross a rabbit with an insect?
A: Bugs bunny.
Q: What do you call a group of rabbits hopping backwards?
A: A receding hare line
Q: What do you call a rabbit who is angry over gettting burnt?
A: A hot cross bunny.
Q: How can you tell which rabbits are getting old?
A: Look for the grey hares.
Q: Why are rabbits so lucky?
A: They have four rabbit’s feet?
Q: What’s the difference between a healthy bunny and a clown bunny?
A: One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny.
Q: What do you name a rabbit who wears a kilt?
Q: What do rabbits sing at birthday parties?
A: Hoppy birthday to you…
Q: How do rabbits in New York City travel from one garden to another?
A: They ride in a taxi cabbage.
Q: What do you call a very rich bunny?
A: A billion-hare.
Q: Which pair of rabbits were famous bank robbers?
A: Bunny and Clyde.
Q. How do bunnies stay fit?
Q: What game do young bunnies play during school recess?
Q: How did the wrestling rabbit win an Olympic gold medal?
A: He had the most hare pins.
Q. What do rabbits have that nothing else in the world has?
A. Baby rabbits.
Q: What do you call a really smart rabbit?
A: A hare brain.
Q: Where do you take a rabbit when their hair is too long?
A. A hare stylist.
Q: How many rabbits does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One if it hops right to it.
Q: How many hairs are there in a rabbit’s tail?
A: Zero – they’re all on the outside.
Q: What do you call a transformer bunny?
A: Hop-timus Prime
Q: What did the magician say after the rabbit vanished?
A: Hare today, gone tomorrow.
Q: What kind of books do rabbits like to read?
A: Stories with hoppy endings.
Q: Why did the bunny like the action movie?
A: It was hare-raising.
Q: What’s the difference between a crazy rabbit and a fake dollar bill?
A: One is a mad bunny and the other is bad money.
Q: What do you get when you cross rabbit with Winnie the Pooh?
A: A honey bunny.
Q: What do you get when you cross a toad with a rabbit?
A: A bunny ribbit.
Q: How is a bunny rabbit like a penny?
A: They both have a head on one side and tails on the other.
Q: How is a bunny like a corn stalk?
A: They both have big ears.
Q: What’s the rabbit’s favorite place to go for breakfast?
Q: What happened when a thousand hares got loose in the city?
A: The police had to comb the area.
Q: Why don’t bunnies use combs?
A: They use hare brushes instead.
Q: What was the rabbit’s favorite dance?
A: The bunny hop.
Q: What do you call a joke-telling rabbit?
A: A funny bunny.
Q: Why did the rabbit get a new job?
A: He wanted more celery.
Q: Why did the girl wash her bunny with shampoo?
A: Because it’s hare was dirty.
Q: Where did the Easter Bunny learn how to ski?
A: The bunny hill.
Q: What do rabbits say before they eat?
A: Lettuce pray.
Q: What did the rabbit give his girlfriend?
A: A 14 carrot ring!
Q: What do rabbits put in their computers?
A: Hoppy disks!
Q: What do you call a cold dog sitting on a rabbit?
A: A chili dog on a bun!
Q: What is white and has long ears, whiskers, and sixteen wheels?
A: Two rabbits on Rollerblades!
Q: Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
A: Because from a distance they looked like hares!
Q: Why did the bunny build herself a new house?
A: She was fed up with the hole thing!
Q: Why did the bunny cross the road?
A: He wanted to prove he could hip hop!
Q: Why did the bunny say to the duck?
A: You quack me up!
Q: Where do rabbits learn how to fly?
A: In the hare force!
Q: Why don’t rabbits get hot in the summertime?
A: They have hare conditioning!
Q: Why does the rabbit bring toilet paper to the party?
A: Because he is a party pooper.
Printable Bunny Jokes
We make FREE printable lunchbox note jokes for all of our joke collections including these bunny puns! Put them in lunches or cut them apart and do the joke of the day all year round. Click the link below to print out your copy!