4th of July Jokes

You know it’s summer when it’s time to break out the 4th of July jokes! For me, Independence Day marks the middle of summer. It’s when the heat sets in and it starts to really feel like those lazy summer days!

We pulled together some of our favorite jokes for the 4th of July to share so you can share them with your family! All of our July 4th jokes are clean and kid-friendly!

Scroll down to the bottom of the post to get your free printable jokes about July 4th! They’re great for July jokes each day of the month or if you’re sending your kids to camp, tuck one inside their lunch each day.

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4TH OF JULY JOKES

What did the ghost say on the 4th of July?
Red, white, and boo!

Which Founding Father is a dog’s favorite?
Bone Franklin.

What do children treat their fathers to on the 4th of July?
Pops-icles.

What is the most popular sporting event on July 4th?
Flag football.

What happens when dinosaurs light the fireworks?
You get a dino-mite.

What is the firecracker’s favorite snack?
Pop-sicles.

What do you call an American who eats pastries on the 4th of July?
Pastry-otic.

On July 5th, what do you eat?
Independence Day-Old-Pizza.

When the visitor left the Statue of Liberty, what did he say?
Keep in torch!

What did the flag say when it lost its voice on Independence day?
Nothing. It just waved.

Who are the only ones that can’t take a vacation on the 4th of July?
Fireworks.

Who loves singing the patriotic song that starts with, “Oh say, can you see?”
An optometrist.

Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York?
Because she can’t sit down.

Which letter is the coolest every 4th of July?
An Iced T.

Which is the smartest state in America?
Alabama. It has four As and one B.

What was the most popular dance in 1776?
Indepen-dance.

Do you know why Americans never knock?
Because freedom rings.

How much does the freedom weigh?
A washing-ton.

What does everyone eat while watching fireworks on July fourth?
POPcorn!

FUNNY FOURTH OF JULY JOKES

Why were the ducks happy about the 4th of July celebration?
Because there were fire-quackers!

What makes a duck different from George Washington?
One has a bill on their face, while the other has their face on a bill.

What did the firecracker shout on the 4th of July?
Red, white, and boom!

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
On the bottom of the paper.

What rock group has four members who just stay still and never sing?
Mount Rushmore.

What does Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
A fire cracker.

Why do you think were the first Americans like ants?
Because they lived in colonies.

Which is the highest rated flag?
The American Flag. It has 50 stars.

What is usually red, white, black and blue?
Uncle Sam falling down the stairs.

Have you heard about the angry firecracker?
He was so mad that he exploded!

Have you heard about the Liberty Bell?
Of course, it cracked me up!

4TH OF JULY PUNS

If you’re looking for more laughs, check out these silly Fourth of July puns! They should get a giggle or at least a bit of a cringe!

I’m sure the fireworks sales around the 4th of July must be booming.

We went to the bbq party thrown by a family member on the 4th of July. I accidentally met my old school friend and she said, “Fancy meat-ing you here.”

A number of people cracked up the liberty bell so they received a no-bell piece prize.

I placed a small picture of America in a locket this 4th of July. Now, it is truly in-da-pendant.

The only bakery I loved at the 4th of July carnival was selling pastries with stars and stripes. Others were just un-pastry-otic.

When the firecrackers heard that they had the freedom to do fireworks, they were relieved.

During the 4th of July party for dogs, one dog said to another, “Dear hot dog, you are really so barbie-cute.”

Today, I’m feeling red, white, and blue all over.

All of my fingers were injured in the 4th of July fireworks. My closest friends say that they can’t count on me anymore.

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