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We all love the Easter Bunny… and he has a whole basket of funny jokes for you and your kids! It is egg-zactly what they need for a good laugh. Grab our free printable Easter jokes for kids and put on into their Easter egg for some extra fun this year!
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FUNNY EASTER JOKES FOR KIDS
As always, all of our jokes are kid-friendly and clean. You can scroll down to the bottom of the post to get our FREE printable jokes that work great for lunchboxes, filling Easter eggs or “joke of the day” fun! So scroll through our list and find your family’s favorite clean Easter jokes and riddles!
Q. What kind of bunny can’t hop?
A. A chocolate one!
Q. What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
A. Bugs Bunny!
Q. Why was the little girl sad after the race?
A. Because an egg beater!
Q. What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?
A. A hot cross bunny!
Q. How do bunnies stay healthy?
Q. What do you get when you cross a rabbits foot with poison ivy?
A. A rash of good luck.
Q. What do you call a bunny with a dictionary in his pants?
A. A smarty pants.
Q. What do you call Easter when you are hopping around?
A. Hoppy Easter!
Q. How should you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
A. By hare mail!
Q. How is the Easter Bunny like Michael Jordan?
A. They’re both famous for stuffing baskets!
Q. Where does the easter bunny eat breakfast?
A. At IHop!
Q. What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?
A. He cracked up.
Q. What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?
A. A receding hareline.
Q. What do you call a sleepy Easter egg?
Q. Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
A. He was having a bad hare day!
Q. How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?
A. With a hare dryer!
Q. “Why are you studying your Easter candy?”
A. “I’m trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!”
Q. What do you get when you find a rabbit with no hair?
A. A hairless hare!
Q. Why are people always tired in April?
A. Because they just finished a march.
Q. What’s red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket?
A. Coloured scrambled eggs!
Q. Why did the rabbit cross the road?
A. Because it was the chicken’s day off.
Q. What’s pink, has five toes, and is carried by the Easter Bunny?
A. His lucky people’s foot!
FUNNY EASTER BUNNY JOKES
Q. What do you call the Easter Bunny after a hard day’s work?
Q. What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite Story?
A. A Cotton Tale.
Q. What does the Easter Bunny get for making a basket?
A. Two points, just like anyone else.
Q. How can you find the Easter bunny?
A. Eggs (x) marks the spot.
Q. How do you know the Easter Bunny is really smart?
A. Because he’s an egghead.
Q. Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs?
A. From Eggplants.
Q. What happened to the Easter Bunny when he misbehaved at school?
A. He was eggspelled!
Q. How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur neat?
A. With a hare brush!
Q. How do you catch the Easter Bunny?
A. Hide in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot!
Q. How does the Easter Bunny say Happy Easter?
A. Hoppy Easter!
Q. What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?
A. They lived hoppily ever after!
Q. What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite state capital?
A. Albunny, New York!
Q. What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite sport?
A. Basket-ball, of course!
Q. Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail?
A. To a re-tail store!
Q. Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor?
A. Rabbit De Niro!
Q. Does the Easter Bunny like baseball?
A. Oh, yes. He’s a rabbit fan!
Q. What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an over-stressed person?
A. An Easter basket case!
Q. Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee?
A. It’s a tender tail!
CUTE KID EASTER JOKES
Q. What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
A. It’s been nice gnawing you.
Q. What has big ears, brings Easter treats, and goes “hippity-BOOM, hippity-BOOM, hippity-BOOM”?
A. The Easter Elephant.
Q. What do ducks have for lunch?
A. Soup and quackers!
Q. What has long ears, four legs, and is worn on your head?
A. An Easter bunnet!
Q. Where does Valentine’s Day comes after Easter?
A. In the dictionary.
Q. Do you know how bunnies stay in shape?
Q. What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear?
A. 14 carrot gold.
Q. What’s the difference between a bunny and a lumberjack?
A. One chews and hops, the other hews and chops.
Q. Why did the magician have to cancel his show?
A. He’d just washed his hare and couldn’t do a thing with it.
Q. What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit bill?
A. One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!
Q. What’s long and stylish and full of cats?
A. The Easter Purrade!
Q. What is the end of Easter?
A. The letter R.
Q. Why did the egg go to the baseball game?
A. For the egg-stra innings!
Q. What do you call an egg from outer space?
A. An “Egg-stra terrestial”.
EASTER EGG JOKES
Q. Why didn’t the Easter egg cross the road?
A. Because he wasn’t a chicken yet!
Q. What kind of jokes do eggs tell?
A. Egg yolks!
Q. How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?
A. He hires Santa’s elves during the off-season.
Q. What sport are the eggs good at?
Q. Why did the Easter egg hide?
A. He was a little chicken!
Q. What did the mommy egg say to the baby egg?
A. You’re “Egg-stra special”.
Q. Why won’t Easter eggs go out at night?
A. They don’t want to get “beat up”.
Q. Why couldn’t the Easter egg family watch T.V.?
A. Because their cable was scrambled.
Q. What do you call a mischievous egg?
A. A practical yolker.
Q. Did you hear about the lady whose house was infested with Easter eggs?
A. She had to call an eggs-terminator!
Q. Why do we paint Easter eggs?
A. Because it’s easier than trying to wallpaper them!
Q. What day does an Easter egg hate the most?
Q. What do you need if your chocolate eggs mysteriously disappear?
A. You need an eggsplanation!
Q. What’s yellow, has long ears, and grows on trees?
A. The Easter Bunana!
Q. Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?”
A. “Because it doesn’t taste as good if I stuff it in my ears.”
Q. What’s big and purple and hugs your Easter basket?
A. The Easter Barney!
Q. What’s the difference between the Easter Bunny and a silly monster?
A. One’s a hare-head and the other’s an air-head!
Q. What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food?
Q. Why was the father Easter egg so strict?
A. He was hard-boiled.
Q. Where does the Easter Bunny study medicine?
A. John HOPkins.
PRINTABLE EASTER JOKES
Be sure to download your FREE Easter jokes printable. You can print these jokes to leave around the house, surprise your kids in their lunch box in the days leading up to Easter or put in eggs for a fun Easter egg hunt!
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