One of the best ways to celebrate special days is with silly jokes that make the whole family laugh. You’ll find a collection of our favorite Father’s Day jokes here!
Whether you’re celebrating with your father or another important person in your life, jokes are perfect! You’ll also find some of the most ridiculous Dad Jokes because they’re always a hit in our house too!
These are all clean Father’s Day jokes too so they’re good for the whole family! Scroll down to check them out and get a free printable jokes page as well!
For more great jokes, be sure to check out all of our kids jokes and riddles pages!
FUNNY FATHER’S DAY JOKES
What did the koala give his dad for Father’s Day?
A bear hug!
Why didn’t dad get a Father’s Day gift on time?
It was chocoLATE.
What did the buffalo say when his son left?
Bison!
What did Baby Corn say to Mama Corn?
Where’s Pop Corn?
Why did the daddy cat want to go bowling on Father’s Day?
He was an alley cat.
Why was the strawberry late for Father’s Day?
He got caught in a jam!
What did the salad say to its dad?
Dad you’re so raddish!
What does a guy need to do to get someone to make them a Father’s Day dinner?
Have kids!
Why didn’t the kid give his dad a gift on father’s day?
He figured his dad already had him!
Where did the cows go to celebrate Father’s Day?
They went to the mooooooovies!
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
We’re going to have a BB!
How did the piglet wake his dad up on Father’s Day?
With hogs and kisses.
What did the sweet potato say to Luke Skywalker?
Luke, I yam your Father!
How is the baby bird like his dad?
He’s a chirp off the old block!
JOKES ABOUT DADS
What do dads like to eat for breakfast on Father’s Day?
POP Tarts!
Do dads have fun on Father’s Day?
aPARENTly.
What did the baby otter say about his dad?
You are a Dad like no otter.
What’s the easiest kind of flower to find for dad on Father’s Day?
Daddylions!
Why was the father so creepy on Father’s Day?
He was a Daddy Long Legs!
What did the spider say to his dad?
You spend too much time on the web!
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
In case they get a hole in one!
What do you call someone who isn’t a dad but tells dad jokes?
A faux pa!
What did the golfer dad want for Father’s Day?
A Tee Shirt
What did the hermit crabs do for Father’s Day?
They shell-abrate their dad!
What did the daddy tomato say to the baby tomato?
Hey kid, ketchup!
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
This may sound cheesy, but I think you’re really grate dad!
What do you call a dad when he falls through the ice?
A popsicle!
What do dads like to snack on for Father’s day?
POPcorn!
FATHER’S DAY PUNS
Yoda best, Dad.
You’re oh-fish-ally the greatest dad ever!
Oil always love you, Dad.
Being a great father is like shaving. No matter how good you shaved today, you have to do it again tomorrow.
Dad, you’re a real fungi!
You’re like a whiteboard, Dad, because you’re remarkable.
Dad to the bone.
Dad, you are the coolest pop of all.
My Dad is the best, he’s a G.O.A.T.
A goat?
Greatest Dad Of All Time!
I hope you have a beer-y happy Father’s Day.
Let us taco ’bout how much you rock, Dad.
Dad, you are so tea-riffic!
You are definitely one of my two favorite pear-ants!
When I have a bad day, my dad always makes me toast. Somehow it makes everything butter.
Thanks for watching me grow. I’m so happy to be y-orchid.
DAD JOKES
Some might call them dumb dad jokes, but we have to admit that most make us chuckle at least! Or maybe just cringe a little!
Q: When does a joke become a dad joke?
A: When it becomes apparent!
I asked my dad for his best dad joke and he said, “You.”
My son asked me to put his shoes on, but I don’t think they’ll fit me.
There’s a big difference between bad jokes and dad jokes. And that difference is the first letter.
I could tell a joke about pizza, but it’s a little cheesy.
Q: What did the drummer call his twin daughters?
A: Anna One, Anna Two!
What’s the secret to telling a good dad joke on an elevator? It has to work on many levels.
Happy Father’s Day to a dad that was smart enough to teach his kid to mow the lawn so he wouldn’t have to.
Happy Father’s Day. Without me, it would be just another day for you. You’re welcome.
Dad, can you put my shoes on? No, I don’t think they’ll fit me.
I asked my dad what his favorite Father’s Day Gift was. He said the last two were a tie.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
Q: Why do dads feel the need to tell such bad jokes?
A: They just want to help you become a groan up.
My son threw a huge tantrum last night. He even hit me with a few cans of Coke, Fanta, and Sprite! Luckily, they were all soft drinks.
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