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25+ Valentine Knock Knock Jokes

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**This post first appeared on our site kidsjokebook.com until we closed it and moved the content to thesimpleparent.com**

Cute Valentine’s Day jokes are perfect for this time of year. There are so many great jokes, riddles, and puns! But we’ve gathered some of our favorite Valentine Knock Knock jokes to share with your children this year!

If you have a favorite knock knock joke for Valentine’s Day, leave a comment because we love learning new jokes!

Valentine Knock Knock Jokes for Kids are a fun way to celebrate! These corny riddles and puns will the whole family laughing! Get your free printable lunchbox jokes and share these funny and cheesy Valentine jokes with the people you love all month long!

VALENTINE’S DAY KNOCK KNOCK JOKES

Just like all of our jokes on Kids Joke Book, these jokes might be a little corny but they’re all clean and safe to share with your kids! If you scroll down to the bottom of this post, you can get a FREE printable copy of lunchbox Valentine’s Day knock knock jokes to make it a bit more fun to pack lunches this February!

Now on to the knock knock jokes! Be sure to comment and let us know which ones you love!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby Valentine’s Day!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Atlas.
Atlas who?
Atlas, it’s Valentine’s Day!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Emma.
Emma who?
Emma hoping I get lots of cards on Valentine’s Day!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Jamaica.
Jamaica who?
Jamaica Valentine for me yet?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Fran.
Fran who?
Frandship is a great thing.

A Valentine's Day Knock Knock Joke for Kids

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Al.
Al who?
Al be your Valentine if you’ll be mine.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Bea.
Bea who?
Bea my Valentine.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Frank.
Frank who?
Frank you for being my friend.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Egg.
Egg who?
Egg-cited to be your Valentine.


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Fonda.
Fonda who?
Fonda you!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Hal.
Hal who?
Hal about being my Valentine?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Heywood.
Heywood?
Heywood you be my Valentine?

A Valentine's Day Knock Knock Joke for Kids

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Iris.
Iris who?
Iris you were here.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Iguana.
Iguana who?
Iguana hold your hand.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Pooch.
Pooch who?
Pooch your arms around me.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you want to be my Valentine?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Jimmy.
Jimmy who?
Jimmy a little kiss.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Zoo.
Zoo who?
Zoo want to be my Valentine?

A Valentine's Day Knock Knock Joke for Kids

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Peas.
Peas who?
Peas be my Valentine!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Loves.
Loves who?
Loves you!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood who?
Sherwood like to be your Valentine!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Eyesore.
Eyesore who?
Eyesore do like you!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad it’s Valentine’s Day?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Will.
Will who?
Will you be my valentine?!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Fangs.
Fangs who?
Fangs for being my Valentine.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan to be your Valentine.

Valentine Knock Knock Jokes for Kids are a fun way to celebrate! These corny riddles and puns will the whole family laughing! Get your free printable lunchbox jokes and share these funny and cheesy Valentine jokes with the people you love all month long!

PRINTABLE SILLY VALENTINE KNOCK KNOCK JOKES

We like to offer FREE printable lunchbox note sized jokes for all of our joke collections. They’re great for slipping in lunches or using to do a joke of the day with your family! All you need to do is click the link below and print out your copy of our Valentine Knock Knock Jokes on a sheet of 8.5″ x 11″ paper. Then cut them out and have fun!

CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD YOUR FREE PRINTABLE.

MORE VALENTINE’S DAY JOKES FOR KIDS

Visit our Valentine’s Day Jokes page for more Valentine jokes that your kids will love!

Comment and tell us one of your favorite children’s Valentine’s Day knock knock jokes!

MORE VALENTINE’S DAY JOKES FOR KIDS

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Valentine Knock Knock Jokes for Kids are a fun way to celebrate! These corny riddles and puns will the whole family laughing! Get your free printable lunchbox jokes and share these funny and cheesy Valentine jokes with the people you love all month long!

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Mariah is the mom of 2 and a former educator (preschool - 4th grade & special education) with a degree in human development. As a busy mom living in with a multi-generational family under one roof (with 4 dogs!), life is sometimes chaotic! She aims to share easy ideas that we can all use in our lives! Read more about Mariah!

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My name is Mariah & I'm the mom of two. I'm a former educator (preschool - 4th grade & special education) with a degree in human development. I'm also a baseball mom & dance mom. We're a multi-generational family living under one roof (with two dogs!) With our busy lives, I aim to share easy ideas that we can all use in our lives!

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