25+ Valentine Knock Knock Jokes

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Cute Valentine’s Day jokes are perfect for this time of year. There are so many great jokes, riddles, and puns! But we’ve gathered some of our favorite Valentine Knock Knock jokes to share with your children this year!

If you have a favorite knock knock joke for Valentine’s Day, leave a comment because we love learning new jokes!

Valentine’s Day Knock Knock Jokes

Just like all of our jokes on Kids Joke Book, these jokes might be a little corny but they’re all clean and safe to share with your kids! If you scroll down to the bottom of this post, you can get a FREE printable copy of lunchbox Valentine’s Day knock knock jokes to make it a bit more fun to pack lunches this February!

Now on to the knock knock jokes! Be sure to comment and let us know which ones you love!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby Valentine’s Day!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Atlas.
Atlas who?
Atlas, it’s Valentine’s Day!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Emma.
Emma who?
Emma hoping I get lots of cards on Valentine’s Day!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Jamaica.
Jamaica who?
Jamaica Valentine for me yet?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Fran.
Fran who?
Frandship is a great thing.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Al.
Al who?
Al be your Valentine if you’ll be mine.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Bea.
Bea who?
Bea my Valentine.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Frank.
Frank who?
Frank you for being my friend.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Egg.
Egg who?
Egg-cited to be your Valentine.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Fonda.
Fonda who?
Fonda you!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Hal.
Hal who?
Hal about being my Valentine?

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Eye
Eye who?
Eye want to wish you a Happy Valentine’s Day!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Heywood.
Heywood?
Heywood you be my Valentine?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Iris.
Iris who?
Iris you were here.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Iguana.
Iguana who?
Iguana hold your hand.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Pooch.
Pooch who?
Pooch your arms around me.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you want to be my Valentine?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Jimmy.
Jimmy who?
Jimmy a little kiss.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Zoo.
Zoo who?
Zoo want to be my Valentine?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Peas.
Peas who?
Peas be my Valentine!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Loves.
Loves who?
Loves you!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood who?
Sherwood like to be your Valentine!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Eyesore.
Eyesore who?
Eyesore do like you!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad it’s Valentine’s Day?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Will.
Will who?
Will you be my valentine?!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Fangs.
Fangs who?
Fangs for being my Valentine.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan to be your Valentine.

Printable Silly Valentine Knock Knock Jokes

We like to offer FREE printable lunchbox note sized jokes for all of our joke collections. They’re great for slipping in lunches or using to do a joke of the day with your family! All you need to do is click the link below and print out your copy of our Valentine Knock Knock Jokes on a sheet of 8.5″ x 11″ paper. Then cut them out and have fun!

CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD YOUR FREE PRINTABLE.

More Jokes for Kids

If you’re looking for more great jokes for February, check out these Valentine’s Day Jokes for Kids!