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    Home » Entertainment & Technology » Back to School Jokes for Kids

    Back to School Jokes for Kids

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    Going back to school is a big deal! Some kids are excited and some are not quite as excited. But all the kids can use a good laugh before they head out the door. These jokes are just right for getting them to giggle! We’ve got some of our favorite back to school jokes to make the day fun!

    Scroll down to the bottom of this post for your FREE printable lunchbox jokes!

    Back to School Jokes for Kids

    BACK TO SCHOOL JOKES FOR KIDS

    Like all of our jokes, these are clean and kid-friendly so you can share them with your kids without worry! Whether you’re looking for some funny back to school jokes or just need some general funny jokes, we’ve got some fun ones to share with you!

    Q: What kind of school do you go to if you’re an ice cream man?
    A: Sundae school

    Q: What kind of school do you go to if you’re a giant?
    A: High school.

    Q: What kind of school do you go to if you’re surfer?
    A: Boarding school.

    Q: What kind of school do you go to if you’re King Arthur?
    A: Knight school.

    Q: What makes a Cyclops such a good teacher?
    A: He has only one pupil.

    Q: What’s the difference between a teacher and a train?
    A: A teacher says, “Spit out that gum!” and a train says, “Chew! Chew!”

    Q: How do you get straight A’s?
    A: By using a ruler!

    Q: What did the pen say to the pencil?
    A: So, what’s your point!

    School joke for kid with blue and yellow shapes

    Q: Why did the kid study in the airplane?
    A: Because he wanted a higher education!

    Q: How did the music teacher get locked in the classroom?
    A: His keys were inside the piano!

    Q: What did you learn in school today?
    A: Not enough, I have to go back tomorrow!

    Q: What do librarians take with them when they go fishing?
    A: Bookworms.

    Q: Why was the math book always worried?
    A: Because it had so many problems.

    Q: Why does our teacher wear glasses?
    A: Because the kids in her class are so bright!

    Q: What food do math teachers eat?
    A: Square meals!

    Q: What’s big and yellow that comes every morning to brighten your mom’s day?
    A: The school bus!

    Q: Do you know how bees get to school?
    A: On the school buzz!

    Q: On the first day of school, what did the teacher say her three favorite words were?
    A: June, July & August.

    Q. What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
    A. Mathachussets.

    Q. Why did the boy go to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
    A. To protect himself from mathema-ticks.

    Q: Which class was the caterpillar excited about on his first day in school?
    A: Mothematics.

    Q. What do you get when you cross a math teacher with a tree?
    A. Arithma-sticks.

    School joke for kid with blue and yellow shapes

    Q: What room can a student never enter?
    A: A Mushroom.

    Q: Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed on the first day of school?
    A: She couldn’t control her pupils.

    Q: Why don’t you see giraffes in elementary school?
    A: Because they’re all in High School.

    Q: Why did the kindergartener bring a spoon to his first day of school?
    A: He thought it was sundae school.

    Q: Why did the teacher write the class rules on the windows?
    A: She wanted it to be very clear for her students.

    Q: Who is everyone’s best friend on the first day of school?
    A: Their princi-PAL.

    Q: Which grade school children have the greenest thumbs?
    A: The kindergardeners.

    Q: What flies around grade school at night?
    A: The alpha-bat.

    Q: What is white when its dirty and black when its clean?
    A: A blackboard.

    Q: Which school supply is always tired?
    A: A knapsack.

    Q: Why did the girl wear glasses during math class?
    A: To improve her di-vision.

    Q. Why was the obtuse angle so upset at school?
    A: Because it was never right.

    Q. What did the math book say to the history book?
    A: You know you can count on me.

    Q: What is a math teacher’s favorite season?
    A: Sum-mer.

    Q. Why was the geometry book so adorable?
    A: Because it had acute angles.

    Q. What did the calculator say to the girl on the first day of school?
    A: Pick me and I’ll solve all your problems!

    Q: What do you get when you add 4 apples and 2 apples?
    A: A 2nd grade math problem.

    Q. What did the girl say to her math book?
    A: Some day, you’re going to have to solve your own problems.

    School joke for kid with blue and yellow shapes

    Q. Why is glue bad at Math?
    A: It always gets stuck on the problems.

    Q. What’s treat do math teachers in Maine bring to the first day of class?
    A: Whoopie Pi’s.

    Q. What tool did the boy bring to his first math class?
    A: Multi-plyers.

    Q. What do you get when you cross a teacher with a calculator?
    A: Someone you can always count on.

    Q. Why did the echo get detention on the first day of school?
    A: It kept answering back.

    Q. What did the student say when his teacher asked him to pay a little attention on the first day of school?
    A: But I’m paying as little attention as I can!

    Q: How can you make the first day of school fly by?
    A: Throw a clock!

    Q: Where did the sheep say they went for summer vacation?
    A: The Baa-hamas

    Q. Who was in charge of the school during summer vacation?
    A. The rulers.

    Q: What did the lobster do when the first day of school ended?
    A: It shellabrated.

    Q. Why did the warlock way he had so much trouble with math?
    A: He never knew WITCH equation to use.

    Q: What do they do on the first day of sheep school?
    A: Have a baa-baa-cue.

    Q: What should elves know before the first day of 1st grade?
    A: The elf-abet.

    Q: What is a snake’s favorite subject in school?
    A: Hissssstory!

    Q: What kind of candy do kids eat on the playground?
    A: Recess Pieces!

    Q: What is a pirate’s favorite subject?
    A: Arrrrrrt!

    Q: What is a chalkboard’s favorite drink?
    A: Hot chalk-olate.

    FREE PRINTABLE BACK TO SCHOOL JOKES

    Click the link below to get free printable jokes that you can use to help your kids celebrate the return to school!

    You can use them as lunchbox jokes or just as a fun thing to do with your kids!

    CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD PRINTABLE JOKES

    COMMENT AND TELL US YOUR FAVORITE BACK TO SCHOOL JOKES, PUNS, & RIDDLES!

    We’re always looking for new jokes for our collection!

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    About Mariah

    Mariah is the mom of 2 and a former educator (preschool - 4th grade & special education) with a degree in human development. As a busy mom living in with a multi-generational family under one roof (with 4 dogs!), life is sometimes chaotic! She aims to share easy ideas that we can all use in our lives! Read more about Mariah!

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    1. CoolGirl34Awesome says

      April 14, 2022 at 7:59 pm

      Can you guys add this joke:”what did the juice day to anther juice=you lool so juicy”

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