Rain or shine, Spring is always welcome! It represents the start of a fresh new awakening of Mother Earth and just makes you want to laugh out loud. Our Spring jokes can help you and your family get your funny bone going. We’ve got some of our favorite spring riddles and puns to share with you!
Spring Jokes for Kids
Like all of our jokes, these are clean and kid-friendly so you can share them with your kids without worry! Whether you’re looking for some funny Spring jokes or just need some general funny and sunny jokes, check out our favorites!
Q: How excited was the gardener about spring?
A: So excited he wet his plants.
Q: Does February like March?
A: No, but April May.
Q: When do monkeys fall from the sky?
A: During APE-ril showers.
Q: What season is it best to go on a trampoline?
A: Spring time!
Q: What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
A: Bugs Bunny.
Q: What goes up when the rain comes down?
Q: What month of the year is the shortest?
A: May – it only has 3 letters.
Q: Name a bow that can’t be tied.
A: A rainbow.
Q: What’s Irish and comes out in Spring?
A: Paddy O’Furniture!
Q: Why was the bee mad?
A: You’d be mad too if someone stole your honey and nectar.
Q: What flowers grow on faces?
A: Tulips (Two-lips)!
Q: Why is the letter A like a flower?
A: A bee comes after it!
Q: What’s the best day of the year to monkey around with your friends?
A: Ape-ril Fool’s Day, of course.
Q: Why is spring a great season to start a gardening business?
A: Because it’s the season when you can really “rake” in the cash!
Q: What did the big flower say to the little one?
A: You’re really growing, bud!
Q: How do you know that bees are happy?
A: Because they hum while they work.
Q: What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
A: Where in earth have you been?”
Q: What did the dirt say to the rain?
A: If this keeps up, my name will be mud.
Q: Why did the bird go to the hospital?
A: It needed tweetment!
Q: Why is everyone so tired on April 1st?
A: Because they just finished a long 31-day March!
Q: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Q: What’s a baby chick’s favorite plant?
Q: What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?
A: FOUL weather!
Q: What do you get when you plant kisses?
Q: What falls but never gets hurt?
A: The rain!
Q: What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?
Q: Why did the farmer bury all his money?
A: To make his soil rich!
Q: What is a spring chick after it is five months old?
A: Six months old.
Q: What did the summer say to the spring?
A: Help! I’m going to fall.
Q: What kind of garden does a baker have?
A: A “flour” garden.
Q: Why did the farmer plant a seed in his pond?
A: He was trying to grow a water-melon.
Q: Can bees fly in the rain?
A: Not without their little yellow jackets!
Q: What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
A: A drizzly bear.
Q: What type of bird should you never take to the bank?
A: A robin.
Q: Why couldn’t the flower ride it’s bike?
A: It lost its petals.
Q: Why did the worm cross the ruler?
A: To become an inchworm.
Q: How does a bee brush its hair?
A: With its honeycomb.
Q: Why did one bee tease the other bee?
A: Because he was acting like a bay-bee!
Q: What is Spring’s favorite kind of pickles?
Q: What do you call a well-dressed lion?
A: A dandy lion!
Q: What do you call a cyborg bee?
A: The Pollinator!
Q: How does the sun listen to music?
A: On its ray-dio!
Q: What is Spring’s favorite appetizer?
A: A bloomin’ onion!
Q: Who is an herb’s favorite singer?
A: Elvis Parsley!
Whether you’re looking for jokes that work well for March, April, or May, these springtime jokes will have your whole family laughing together!
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