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    Home » Christmas » 25 Christmas Jokes for Kids (with FREE Printable!)

    25 Christmas Jokes for Kids (with FREE Printable!)

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    My kids love jokes and when the holidays roll around, they’re always on a mission to find new ones! These are some of our favorite Christmas Jokes for kids and we’ve included a FREE printable of lunch box jokes that you can use in December!

    Christmas Jokes for Kids

    CHRISTMAS JOKES FOR KIDS

    I love all things Christmas so it’s probably no surprise that I love Christmas jokes. They’re silly and make my kids laugh. There’s something magical about children laughing which makes it perfect for the holiday season.

    These funny Christmas jokes are all kid-friendly and clean so they’re safe for kids all ages. Check out these Christmas riddles for kids and let us know which one is your favorite! If you have one that you love and think we should add to this list, be sure to comment and let us know! We’re always looking for new holiday jokes for kids to add to our collection!

    What does the gingerbread man put on his bed? Christmas joke

    FAVORITE KIDS CHRISTMAS JOKES

    Q: What does the gingerbread man put on his bed?

    A: Cookie sheets!

    Q: What does Santa use to measure?

    A: Santameters!

    Q: What do monkeys sing at Christmas?

    A: Jungle bells!

    Q: What do you call an elf who steals gift wrapping paper from the rich and gives it to the poor?

    A: Ribbon Hood

    Q: What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas Tree?

    A: A pineapple!

    Q: What’s white and goes up?

    A: A Confused snowflake!

    Q: What is green, white, and red all over?

    A: A sunburnt elf

    Q: Where do snowmen go dancing?

    A: A snowball!

    Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

    A: Frosted Flakes

    Q: Where does a snowman keep his money?

    A: In a snowbank!

    Q: What do road crews use at the North Pole?

    A: Snow cones!

    Q: What happens if you eat Christmas decorations?

    A: You get tinselitus!

    Q: What do you call Santa when he stops moving?

    A: Santa Pause

    What goes oh, oh, oh? Christmas Joke

    Q: What goes oh, oh, oh?

    A: Santa Claus walking backward!

    Q: What does an elf study in school?

    A: The elfabet

    Q: What does Mrs. Claus say when there are clouds in the sky?

    A: It looks like rain, deer.

    Q: What should you give your parents at Christmas?

    A: A list of what you want.

    Q: What do snowmen take when the sun gets too hot?

    A: A chill pill.

    Q: What do you call a greedy elf?

    A: Elfish!

    Q: What kind of ball doesn’t bounce?

    A: A snowball.

    Q: What did one snowman say another snowman?

    A: You’re cool.

    Q: What kind of bug hates Christmas?

    A: A humbug!

    Q: Where did the mistletoe go to become famous?

    A: Holly-wood

    Q: What does Frosty the Snowman hang on his Christmas tree?

    A: Icicles!

    Q: What is a cow’s favorite holiday?

    A: Moo-years Day.

    CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD

    PRINTABLE JOKES

    The thing I love about jokes for kids is that they’re a fun way to spend time together. Laughter and humor are beneficial in our lives! There are physical benefits for family members of all ages including reduced blood pressure and muscle tension! I know that laughing together with m kids can help turn a challenging day around for me.

    So print out a copy of some of our favorite Christmas jokes and share them with your kids. I like to tuck them in lunch boxes but they’re fun in stockings too!

    CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD YOUR FREE PRINTABLE JOKES!

    Leave a comment letting us know which of these Christmas jokes is your favorite!

    If you’re looking for more fun Christmas activities do with your kids, be sure to check out our Christmas page.

    MORE JOKES FOR KIDS

    • Thanksgiving Jokes for Kids
    • Halloween Jokes for Kids
    • School Jokes for Kids

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    About Mariah

    Mariah is the mom of 2 and a former educator (preschool - 4th grade & special education) with a degree in human development. As a busy mom living in with a multi-generational family under one roof (with 4 dogs!), life is sometimes chaotic! She aims to share easy ideas that we can all use in our lives! Read more about Mariah!

    Comments

    1. Steph says

      November 19, 2019 at 3:04 am

      Hi Mariah! These are awesome. I was looking for a game for my son’s birthday party that falls a week before Christmas. This would be a great party quiz game.

      Reply
    2. Vicki says

      December 1, 2019 at 3:15 am

      All 24 are not here I can only get the first 12 to print where are the rest of the jokes???

      Reply
      • Naima says

        December 23, 2019 at 3:31 pm

        I had the first 24 jokes. What happened to yours?

        Reply
    3. harold says

      December 9, 2019 at 7:10 pm

      Love this!! These are so great!

      Reply
      • Naima says

        December 23, 2019 at 3:33 pm

        Thanks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

        Reply
    4. Donna says

      December 17, 2019 at 11:39 am

      These are the cutest jokes! I’ll have to share them with my grandchildren!

      Reply
    5. Jill Ellis says

      September 28, 2020 at 6:01 am

      Love the jokes. Downloaded the printable Christmas jokes. There are not 24 – can you help? Thanks!

      Reply
      • Mariah says

        October 22, 2020 at 9:13 pm

        I am not sure what has happened to page 2. I am working on getting them recreated.

        Reply
      • Mariah says

        November 9, 2020 at 9:52 am

        I had to remake them! There should be 24 now! Try the updated link: https://thesimpleparent.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/24-christmas-jokes-printable.pdf

        Reply
    6. Susan says

      November 15, 2020 at 9:54 am

      love them, will mail to great nieces and nephew to keep in touch during these tough times. Thank you very much.

      Reply
    7. brianna says

      November 30, 2020 at 12:42 am

      Love these jokes! going to have to tell them to people!

      Reply
    8. Nicki says

      December 20, 2020 at 4:32 am

      Thank you so much for these. Merry Christmas and New Year’s Blessings!

      Reply

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