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    Home » Thanksgiving » 30+ Thanksgiving Jokes for Kids

    30+ Thanksgiving Jokes for Kids

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    So I’ve got my family hooked on jokes and riddles this year! Weston has always loved jokes and now that he can read, joke books are one of his favorite things to read and share with us! Last month we shared some of our favorite Halloween Jokes for Kids and got a great response from everyone! Now that November is here, we figured that we needed so share some of our favorite Thanksgiving jokes for kids!

    We sat down and sorted through all of the Thanksgiving jokes we could find and came up with this list of the ones that made us laugh the hardest!

    Funny Thanksgiving Jokes for Kids bring humor to families on Turkey Day! Make your holiday dinners more fun with these hilarious jokes and riddles chosen by the kids! (Warning: some are pretty corny and cheesy but you'll still laugh!)

    30+ THANKSGIVING JOKES FOR KIDS

    The thing I love about jokes for kids is that they’re a fun way to spend time together. But laughter and humor is also so beneficial in our lives! There are physical benefits for all ages including things like reduced blood pressure and muscle tension! A few laughs can definitely turn a challenging day around for me.

    Seeing my kids laugh is medicine for the soul for sure! So as you sit down with your friends and family this Thanksgiving, share these funny Thanksgiving jokes with the important people in your life for a fun family tradition!

    They’ll help you remember how thankful you are for the smiling people in your life!

    THANKSGIVING JOKES AND RIDDLES

    Q: How did the Pilgrims bring their cows to America?

    A: On the Mooooo-flower.

    Q: Who is never hungry on Thanksgiving?

    A: The turkey because he’s already stuffed!

    Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?

    A: To get to the other side.

    Q: Why don’t you put the turkey near the corn?

    A: Because it will gobble, gobble, gobble it up.

    Q: What do comedians call Thanksgiving?

    A: Pranks-giving.

    Q: What do vampires call Thanksgiving?

    A: Fangs-giving.

    Q: What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?

    A: The turKEY.

    Q: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?

    A: Pilgrims!

    Q: What kind of music did the Pilgrims like to listen to?

    A: Plymouth Rock.

    Thanksgiving jokes for kids

    TURKEY JOKES FOR KIDS

    Q: Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?

    A: The outside!

    Q: Who was the drummer in the Thanksgiving band?

    A: The turkey, because he had the drumsticks!

    Q: What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?

    A: The turkey trot!

    Q: Why do pilgrims pants keep falling down?

    A: Because their belt buckles are on their hats!

    Q: What sound does a turkey’s phone make?

    A: Wing! Wing!

    Q: Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?

    A: Yes – a building can’t jump at all.

    Q: Why do turkeys always go, “gobble, gobble”?

    A: Because they never learned good table manners!

    Q: What do you get it you cross a turkey with an octopus?

    A: Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving!

    MORE THANKSGIVING RIDDLES

    Q: Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey at Thanksgiving?

    A: Because they couldn’t fit the moose in the oven!

    Q: What does a Pilgrim call his friends?

    A: Pal-grims.

    Q: What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?

    A: A har-vest.

    Q: What can you never eat for Thanksgiving dinner?

    A: Breakfast or lunch.

    Q: What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?

    A: The letter G.

    Q: Where do turkeys go to dance?

    A: The Butterball.

    Q: When did the Pilgrims first say, “God bless America”?

    A: The first time they heard America sneeze.

    Q: Why didn’t the Pilgrims tell secrets in the cornfield?

    A: Because the corn had ears.

    Thanksgiving riddles for kids

    Q: What happened when the turkey got into a fight?

    A: He got the stuffing knocked out of him!

    Q: What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo?

    A: A turkey that can pluck itself!

    Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band?

    A: Because he had the drumsticks!

    Q: What do you call a running turkey?

    A: Fast food.

    Q: What did the turkey say to the computer?

    A: Google, google, google!

    Q: What was the turkey looking for at Toys ‘R Us?

    A: Gobbleheads.

    Q: If you call a large turkey a gobbler what do you call a small one?

    A: Goblet.

    Funny Thanksgiving Jokes for Kids bring humor to families on Turkey Day! Make your holiday dinners more fun with these hilarious jokes and riddles chosen by the kids! (Warning: some are pretty corny and cheesy but you'll still laugh!)

    THANKSGIVING DAY JOKES

    Adding Thanksgiving jokes to your holiday tradition is an easy and fun things to do. But it’s also important for your family! I love this article on PBS.org that shares why being funny is good for your family! It also has some great tips for incorporating humor into your family’s life!

    The holidays have been a stressful time of year for all of us. Break up the feeling of responsibility and take a break from your to do list to sit down and share Thanksgiving jokes for kids together! You won’t regret taking a little break!

    You’ll actually find yourself making more memories this year! You’ll remember their laughter for years!

    Leave a comment telling me which one of these Thanksgiving jokes for kids is your favorite!

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    About Mariah

    Mariah is the mom of 2 and a former educator (preschool - 4th grade & special education) with a degree in human development. As a busy mom living in with a multi-generational family under one roof (with 4 dogs!), life is sometimes chaotic! She aims to share easy ideas that we can all use in our lives! Read more about Mariah!

    Comments

    1. Kenneth Helmick says

      November 12, 2018 at 4:33 pm

      Which side of the turkey has the most feathers

      Reply
      • Brigitte Schwing says

        November 25, 2018 at 5:39 am

        What dance did the turkey go to?
        The Butterball!

        LOVED that one!

        Reply
    2. Ann Fantom says

      November 12, 2018 at 5:09 pm

      My daughter liked:

      Q: What sound does a turkey’s phone make?

      A: Wing! Wing!

      Reply
    3. HS says

      November 12, 2018 at 6:44 pm

      I like this one.
      Q: What do you call a running turkey?
      A: Fast food.

      Reply
    4. Ellie Wright says

      November 12, 2018 at 7:43 pm

      I laughed out loud at this one- Q: What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo?

      A: A turkey that can pluck itself!

      Reply
    5. Margaret Smith says

      November 12, 2018 at 8:16 pm

      Q: What do you call a running turkey?

      A: Fast food.

      Is the favorite.

      Reply
    6. Adrienne Gordon says

      November 12, 2018 at 8:17 pm

      It is Where do turkeys go to dance?

      Reply
    7. Annette says

      November 12, 2018 at 10:14 pm

      I like: Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band?

      Reply
    8. Abigail Gibson says

      November 12, 2018 at 11:52 pm

      Q: Where do turkeys go to dance?

      A: The Butterball.

      Reply
    9. shelly peterson says

      November 13, 2018 at 2:06 am

      Q: What do you call a running turkey?
      A: Fast food.

      Reply
    10. Amanda L. says

      November 13, 2018 at 7:30 am

      I like this joke the best:
      What do you call a running turkey!
      Fast Food.

      Reply
    11. mami2jcn says

      November 13, 2018 at 8:39 am

      The butter ball joke is my favorite.

      Reply
    12. Janet W. says

      November 13, 2018 at 8:58 am

      My favorite is :

      Q: What does a Pilgrim call his friends?

      A: Pal-grims.

      Reply
    13. kathy Persons says

      November 13, 2018 at 9:10 am

      if you call a large turkey a gobbler what do you call a small one? goblet

      Reply
    14. McKim says

      November 13, 2018 at 9:23 am

      Q: What happened when the turkey got into a fight?

      A: He got the stuffing knocked out of him!

      Reply
    15. Heidi M. says

      November 13, 2018 at 10:21 am

      I like “Why did the turkey join the band?”, “Because he had the drumsticks”.

      Reply
    16. Cynthia C says

      November 13, 2018 at 11:43 am

      My favorite:
      Q: What do you call a running turkey?

      A: Fast food.

      Reply
    17. Antoinette M says

      November 13, 2018 at 12:56 pm

      My favorite is “What do you call a running turkey?” “FastFood!”

      Reply
    18. beth shepherd says

      November 13, 2018 at 1:58 pm

      Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band?

      A: Because he had the drumsticks!

      Reply
    19. heather s says

      November 13, 2018 at 4:37 pm

      What do you call a running turkey? Fast Food

      Reply
    20. Tom says

      November 13, 2018 at 8:43 pm

      I like, Q: What happened when the turkey got into a fight?

      A: He got the stuffing knocked out of him!

      Reply
    21. Anne Higgins says

      November 13, 2018 at 11:49 pm

      Q: When did the Pilgrims first say, “God bless America”?

      A: The first time they heard America sneeze.

      Reply
    22. Ashley C says

      November 14, 2018 at 6:52 am

      I like what did the turkey day to the computer? Google, Google, Google

      Reply
    23. Casandra LaMonaca says

      November 14, 2018 at 7:51 pm

      Love the joke Where do turkeys go to dance? The Butterball 😂

      Reply
    24. Barbara Montag says

      November 14, 2018 at 10:25 pm

      The kids like this joke the most –
      Q: What do you call a running turkey?
      A: Fast food.
      thank you

      Reply
    25. Mary Cloud says

      November 15, 2018 at 7:51 pm

      What do you call a running turkey? Fast food

      Reply
    26. Serge B says

      November 17, 2018 at 12:18 pm

      My son liked:
      Q: What did the turkey say to the computer?
      A: Google, google, google!

      Reply
    27. Lisa says

      November 17, 2018 at 5:49 pm

      My favorite is:

      Q: What happened when the turkey got into a fight?

      A: He got the stuffing knocked out of him!

      Reply
    28. Carol says

      November 17, 2018 at 9:43 pm

      Q: What do you call a running turkey?

      A: Fast food.

      Is the favorite.

      Reply
    29. pu ye says

      November 19, 2018 at 6:37 pm

      My favorite is:

      Q: What happened when the turkey got into a fight?

      A: He got the stuffing knocked out of him!

      Reply
    30. monique s says

      November 19, 2018 at 7:03 pm

      What did the turkey say to the computer?

      Reply
    31. VICKIE HEITMAN says

      November 19, 2018 at 8:40 pm

      Q: If you call a large turkey a gobbler what do you call a small one?

      A: Goblet.

      Reply
    32. Heather says

      November 20, 2018 at 1:19 am

      Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band?

      A: Because he had the drumsticks!

      Reply
    33. Kristen says

      November 20, 2018 at 12:50 pm

      My favorite is:

      Q: If you call a large turkey a gobbler what do you call a small one?

      A: Goblet.

      Reply
    34. Velder Dixon says

      November 21, 2018 at 10:38 am

      What do you call a large turkey

      Reply
    35. Lasonda says

      November 21, 2018 at 12:00 pm

      My favorite is: What do you call a running turkey?

      Reply
    36. connie danielson says

      November 21, 2018 at 10:13 pm

      what do you call a running turkey? fast food

      Reply
    37. Natalie says

      November 24, 2018 at 4:31 pm

      My favorite joke is: Q: What do you call a running turkey?
      A: Fast food.

      Reply
    38. Becca says

      November 24, 2018 at 10:55 pm

      Q: Where do turkeys go to dance?

      A: The Butterball.

      Reply
    39. Jillian Too says

      November 25, 2018 at 10:17 am

      Great jokes! They like: “What sound does a turkey’s phone make?”

      Reply
    40. Terry says

      November 25, 2018 at 3:02 pm

      This is a cute one for me: Q: Where do turkeys go to dance?

      A: The Butterball.

      Reply
    41. Jeffrey says

      November 25, 2018 at 4:36 pm

      My favorite Thanksgiving joke from the list is:
      Q: What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
      A: He got the stuffing knocked out of him!

      Reply
    42. Susan Christy says

      November 25, 2018 at 6:53 pm

      This one got the biggest laugh on Thanksgiving:

      Q: What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo?

      A: A turkey that can pluck itself!

      Reply
    43. Sonya Morris says

      November 25, 2018 at 10:45 pm

      Q: What do you call a running turkey?

      A: Fast food.

      Reply
    44. Sarah L says

      November 26, 2018 at 12:38 am

      I’m a tech nerd and liked:
      Q: What did the turkey say to the computer?
      A: Google, google, google!
      Thanks for the contest.

      Reply
    45. clynsg says

      November 26, 2018 at 6:54 am

      Q: What do you call a running turkey?

      A: Fast food.

      Reply
    46. Mary Gardner says

      November 27, 2018 at 10:27 am

      My daughter loves the running turkey joke that you have above. I cannot count the times we have heard it and she laughs harder than anyone every time she tells it.

      Reply
    47. cheryl s says

      November 27, 2018 at 7:02 pm

      My grandson liked this one

      Q: Where do turkeys go to dance?

      A: The Butterball.

      Reply
    48. Anthony Shumaker says

      November 28, 2018 at 9:44 pm

      NOVEMBER 13, 2018 AT 4:37 PM

      What do you call a running turkey? Fast Food

      Reply
    49. Emmy says

      November 28, 2018 at 11:17 pm

      My favorite is “What was the turkey looking for at Toys ‘R Us?”A: Gobbleheads. Hahaha, I’m telling that one to my kids tomorrow.

      Reply
    50. latanya says

      November 29, 2018 at 12:21 pm

      Why did they let the turkey join the band?

      A: Because he had the drumsticks!

      Reply
    51. Kathy Scott says

      November 30, 2018 at 4:38 pm

      Q: Why didn’t the Pilgrims tell secrets in the cornfield?

      A: Because the corn had ears.

      Reply
    52. barbg says

      November 30, 2018 at 6:50 pm

      I wish we did not have to comment on every single giveaway post.

      Reply
    53. Kyl Neusch says

      November 30, 2018 at 7:48 pm

      : Where do turkeys go to dance?
      : The Butterball.

      Reply
    54. Dawn Ganey says

      November 30, 2018 at 9:57 pm

      I loved What dance did the turkey go to? The Butterball!

      Reply
    55. Lori Walker says

      December 1, 2018 at 6:48 am

      Our favorite was:

      Q: What did the turkey say to the computer?

      A: Google, google, google!

      Reply
    56. Linda K says

      December 1, 2018 at 5:14 pm

      Why did they let the turkey join the band? Because he had the drumsticks.

      Reply
    57. Jennifer Reed says

      December 1, 2018 at 6:19 pm

      I think the joke What did the turkey say to the computer? Google, google, google…. is pretty cute.

      Reply
    58. Brenda Elsner says

      December 2, 2018 at 2:47 pm

      My favorite was What dance did the turkey go to? The Butterball!!!

      Reply
    59. Tonya Atkinson says

      December 2, 2018 at 8:14 pm

      My son’s favorite was Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band?

      A: Because he had the drumsticks!

      Reply
    60. MaryAnn says

      December 2, 2018 at 11:08 pm

      My son would probably like the, What did the turkey say to the computer.?

      Reply
    61. Stephanie Liske says

      December 2, 2018 at 11:24 pm

      Q: If you call a large turkey a gobbler what do you call a small one?

      A: Goblet.

      Reply
    62. Carolyn Daley says

      December 3, 2018 at 12:57 am

      Our favorite is
      Q: Where do turkeys go to dance?
      A: The Butterball.

      Reply
    63. Sherry Lambing says

      December 3, 2018 at 10:32 am

      My Favorite: Q: What sound does a turkey’s phone make?

      A: Wing! Wing!

      Reply
    64. Shawn A says

      December 3, 2018 at 1:53 pm

      Q: What happened when the turkey got into a fight?

      A: He got the stuffing knocked out of him!

      Reply
    65. Onyinye Elochukwu says

      December 3, 2018 at 2:15 pm

      What do you call a running turkey.
      A: Fast food

      That one is funny.

      Reply
    66. Hesper Fry says

      December 3, 2018 at 5:15 pm

      My daughters liked:
      Q: What sound does a turkey’s phone make?
      A: Wing! Wing!

      Reply
    67. Elena says

      December 3, 2018 at 6:19 pm

      Q: Where do turkeys go to dance?

      A: The Butterball.

      Reply
    68. Jessica To says

      December 3, 2018 at 6:23 pm

      My son liked What did the turkey say to the computer? Google, google, google!

      Reply
    69. Stephanie Larison says

      December 3, 2018 at 7:40 pm

      Q: What do comedians call Thanksgiving?
      A: Pranks-giving.

      Is my fave! I told my kids this and they laughed

      Reply
    70. BRIAN E. says

      December 3, 2018 at 8:58 pm

      This one got the most laughs from our kids:

      Q: What did the turkey say to the computer?

      A: Google, google, google!

      Reply
    71. AEKZ2 says

      December 3, 2018 at 9:25 pm

      My favorite is:
      Q: Why didn’t the Pilgrims tell secrets in the cornfield?
      A: Because the corn had ears.

      Reply
    72. Sand says

      December 3, 2018 at 10:14 pm

      I like this one:
      Q: What did the turkey say to the computer?
      A: Google, google, google!

      Reply
    73. Leah Shumack says

      December 3, 2018 at 10:20 pm

      Q: What happened when the turkey got into a fight?

      A: He got the stuffing knocked out of him!

      Reply
    74. mya says

      November 25, 2020 at 10:22 am

      I liked the one that said whats the best dance to do on thanksgiving? the turkey trot Happy thanksgiving and I have a joke why did the gym close down? It didn’t work out
      I love all of the jokes they are just all so funny.

      Reply

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