So I’ve got my family hooked on jokes and riddles this year! Weston has always loved jokes and now that he can read, joke books are one of his favorite things to read and share with us! Last month we shared some of our favorite Halloween Jokes for Kids and got a great response from everyone! Now that November is here, we figured that we needed so share some of our favorite Thanksgiving jokes for kids!
We sat down and sorted through all of the Thanksgiving jokes we could find and came up with this list of the ones that made us laugh the hardest!
30+ THANKSGIVING JOKES FOR KIDS
The thing I love about jokes for kids is that they’re a fun way to spend time together. But laughter and humor is also so beneficial in our lives! There are physical benefits for all ages including things like reduced blood pressure and muscle tension! A few laughs can definitely turn a challenging day around for me.
Seeing my kids laugh is medicine for the soul for sure! So as you sit down with your friends and family this Thanksgiving, share these funny Thanksgiving jokes with the important people in your life for a fun family tradition!
They’ll help you remember how thankful you are for the smiling people in your life!
THANKSGIVING JOKES AND RIDDLES
Q: How did the Pilgrims bring their cows to America?
A: On the Mooooo-flower.
Q: Who is never hungry on Thanksgiving?
A: The turkey because he’s already stuffed!
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
Q: Why don’t you put the turkey near the corn?
A: Because it will gobble, gobble, gobble it up.
Q: What do comedians call Thanksgiving?
A: Pranks-giving.
Q: What do vampires call Thanksgiving?
A: Fangs-giving.
Q: What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?
A: The turKEY.
Q: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
A: Pilgrims!
Q: What kind of music did the Pilgrims like to listen to?
A: Plymouth Rock.
TURKEY JOKES FOR KIDS
Q: Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
A: The outside!
Q: Who was the drummer in the Thanksgiving band?
A: The turkey, because he had the drumsticks!
Q: What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
A: The turkey trot!
Q: Why do pilgrims pants keep falling down?
A: Because their belt buckles are on their hats!
Q: What sound does a turkey’s phone make?
A: Wing! Wing!
Q: Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A: Yes – a building can’t jump at all.
Q: Why do turkeys always go, “gobble, gobble”?
A: Because they never learned good table manners!
Q: What do you get it you cross a turkey with an octopus?
A: Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving!
MORE THANKSGIVING RIDDLES
Q: Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey at Thanksgiving?
A: Because they couldn’t fit the moose in the oven!
Q: What does a Pilgrim call his friends?
A: Pal-grims.
Q: What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
A: A har-vest.
Q: What can you never eat for Thanksgiving dinner?
A: Breakfast or lunch.
Q: What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?
A: The letter G.
Q: Where do turkeys go to dance?
A: The Butterball.
Q: When did the Pilgrims first say, “God bless America”?
A: The first time they heard America sneeze.
Q: Why didn’t the Pilgrims tell secrets in the cornfield?
A: Because the corn had ears.
Q: What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
A: He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
Q: What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo?
A: A turkey that can pluck itself!
Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band?
A: Because he had the drumsticks!
Q: What do you call a running turkey?
A: Fast food.
Q: What did the turkey say to the computer?
A: Google, google, google!
Q: What was the turkey looking for at Toys ‘R Us?
A: Gobbleheads.
Q: If you call a large turkey a gobbler what do you call a small one?
A: Goblet.
THANKSGIVING DAY JOKES
Adding Thanksgiving jokes to your holiday tradition is an easy and fun things to do. But it’s also important for your family! I love this article on PBS.org that shares why being funny is good for your family! It also has some great tips for incorporating humor into your family’s life!
The holidays have been a stressful time of year for all of us. Break up the feeling of responsibility and take a break from your to do list to sit down and share Thanksgiving jokes for kids together! You won’t regret taking a little break!
You’ll actually find yourself making more memories this year! You’ll remember their laughter for years!
Leave a comment telling me which one of these Thanksgiving jokes for kids is your favorite!
Kenneth Helmick says
Which side of the turkey has the most feathers
Brigitte Schwing says
What dance did the turkey go to?
The Butterball!
LOVED that one!
Ann Fantom says
My daughter liked:
Q: What sound does a turkey’s phone make?
A: Wing! Wing!
HS says
I like this one.
Q: What do you call a running turkey?
A: Fast food.
Ellie Wright says
I laughed out loud at this one- Q: What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo?
A: A turkey that can pluck itself!
Margaret Smith says
Q: What do you call a running turkey?
A: Fast food.
Is the favorite.
Adrienne Gordon says
It is Where do turkeys go to dance?
Annette says
I like: Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band?
Abigail Gibson says
Q: Where do turkeys go to dance?
A: The Butterball.
shelly peterson says
Q: What do you call a running turkey?
A: Fast food.
Amanda L. says
I like this joke the best:
What do you call a running turkey!
Fast Food.
mami2jcn says
The butter ball joke is my favorite.
Janet W. says
My favorite is :
Q: What does a Pilgrim call his friends?
A: Pal-grims.
kathy Persons says
if you call a large turkey a gobbler what do you call a small one? goblet
McKim says
Q: What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
A: He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
Heidi M. says
I like “Why did the turkey join the band?”, “Because he had the drumsticks”.
Cynthia C says
My favorite:
Q: What do you call a running turkey?
A: Fast food.
Antoinette M says
My favorite is “What do you call a running turkey?” “FastFood!”
beth shepherd says
Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band?
A: Because he had the drumsticks!
heather s says
What do you call a running turkey? Fast Food
Tom says
I like, Q: What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
A: He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
Anne Higgins says
Q: When did the Pilgrims first say, “God bless America”?
A: The first time they heard America sneeze.
Ashley C says
I like what did the turkey day to the computer? Google, Google, Google
Casandra LaMonaca says
Love the joke Where do turkeys go to dance? The Butterball 😂
Barbara Montag says
The kids like this joke the most –
Q: What do you call a running turkey?
A: Fast food.
thank you
Mary Cloud says
What do you call a running turkey? Fast food
Serge B says
My son liked:
Q: What did the turkey say to the computer?
A: Google, google, google!
Lisa says
My favorite is:
Q: What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
A: He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
Carol says
Q: What do you call a running turkey?
A: Fast food.
Is the favorite.
pu ye says
My favorite is:
Q: What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
A: He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
monique s says
What did the turkey say to the computer?
VICKIE HEITMAN says
Q: If you call a large turkey a gobbler what do you call a small one?
A: Goblet.
Heather says
Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band?
A: Because he had the drumsticks!
Kristen says
My favorite is:
Q: If you call a large turkey a gobbler what do you call a small one?
A: Goblet.
Velder Dixon says
What do you call a large turkey
Lasonda says
My favorite is: What do you call a running turkey?
connie danielson says
what do you call a running turkey? fast food
Natalie says
My favorite joke is: Q: What do you call a running turkey?
A: Fast food.
Becca says
Q: Where do turkeys go to dance?
A: The Butterball.
Jillian Too says
Great jokes! They like: “What sound does a turkey’s phone make?”
Terry says
This is a cute one for me: Q: Where do turkeys go to dance?
A: The Butterball.
Jeffrey says
My favorite Thanksgiving joke from the list is:
Q: What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
A: He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
Susan Christy says
This one got the biggest laugh on Thanksgiving:
Q: What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo?
A: A turkey that can pluck itself!
Sonya Morris says
Q: What do you call a running turkey?
A: Fast food.
Sarah L says
I’m a tech nerd and liked:
Q: What did the turkey say to the computer?
A: Google, google, google!
Thanks for the contest.
clynsg says
Q: What do you call a running turkey?
A: Fast food.
Mary Gardner says
My daughter loves the running turkey joke that you have above. I cannot count the times we have heard it and she laughs harder than anyone every time she tells it.
cheryl s says
My grandson liked this one
Q: Where do turkeys go to dance?
A: The Butterball.
Anthony Shumaker says
NOVEMBER 13, 2018 AT 4:37 PM
What do you call a running turkey? Fast Food
Emmy says
My favorite is “What was the turkey looking for at Toys ‘R Us?”A: Gobbleheads. Hahaha, I’m telling that one to my kids tomorrow.
latanya says
Why did they let the turkey join the band?
A: Because he had the drumsticks!
Kathy Scott says
Q: Why didn’t the Pilgrims tell secrets in the cornfield?
A: Because the corn had ears.
barbg says
I wish we did not have to comment on every single giveaway post.
Kyl Neusch says
: Where do turkeys go to dance?
: The Butterball.
Dawn Ganey says
I loved What dance did the turkey go to? The Butterball!
Lori Walker says
Our favorite was:
Q: What did the turkey say to the computer?
A: Google, google, google!
Linda K says
Why did they let the turkey join the band? Because he had the drumsticks.
Jennifer Reed says
I think the joke What did the turkey say to the computer? Google, google, google…. is pretty cute.
Brenda Elsner says
My favorite was What dance did the turkey go to? The Butterball!!!
Tonya Atkinson says
My son’s favorite was Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band?
A: Because he had the drumsticks!
MaryAnn says
My son would probably like the, What did the turkey say to the computer.?
Stephanie Liske says
Q: If you call a large turkey a gobbler what do you call a small one?
A: Goblet.
Carolyn Daley says
Our favorite is
Q: Where do turkeys go to dance?
A: The Butterball.
Sherry Lambing says
My Favorite: Q: What sound does a turkey’s phone make?
A: Wing! Wing!
Shawn A says
Q: What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
A: He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
Onyinye Elochukwu says
What do you call a running turkey.
A: Fast food
That one is funny.
Hesper Fry says
My daughters liked:
Q: What sound does a turkey’s phone make?
A: Wing! Wing!
Elena says
Q: Where do turkeys go to dance?
A: The Butterball.
Jessica To says
My son liked What did the turkey say to the computer? Google, google, google!
Stephanie Larison says
Q: What do comedians call Thanksgiving?
A: Pranks-giving.
Is my fave! I told my kids this and they laughed
BRIAN E. says
This one got the most laughs from our kids:
Q: What did the turkey say to the computer?
A: Google, google, google!
AEKZ2 says
My favorite is:
Q: Why didn’t the Pilgrims tell secrets in the cornfield?
A: Because the corn had ears.
Sand says
I like this one:
Q: What did the turkey say to the computer?
A: Google, google, google!
Leah Shumack says
Q: What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
A: He got the stuffing knocked out of him!