Corn Jokes for Kids

Thanksgiving is just around the corner and so it’s all about the food! These Corn Jokes for kids are great to use during the month of November to have fun with your family. You can get free printable jokes at the bottom of this post. Combine them with our other Thanksgiving and Fall themed jokes and you’ll have laughs all month long!

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What did the corn say as a compliment? “You’re a-maize-ing!”
Why shouldn’t you tell a secret on a farm? Because the corn has ears.
What did the corn say when it got a compliment? “Aw, shucks!”
What’s corn’s favorite music? Pop!
How is corn like an army? It’s full of kernels!
What do you call a single kernel that escaped from the cornfield? Corn on the loose!
Why did the corn stalk win an award? It was outstanding in its field!
Why did the corn break up with the carrot? It was too corny!
How do corn stalks greet each other? With a “Hey” there!
What’s a corn’s favorite place to hang out? The husk-y club!
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s pop corn?
Why did the corn cross the road? To prove it wasn’t chicken!
What’s corn’s least favorite movie? Children of the Corn!
Why was the corn always the life of the party? It knew how to butter everyone up!
What do you call a mythical corn creature? A unicorn!
Why shouldn’t you tell secrets around corn? Because it has too many ears!
Why don’t corn stalks ever get lost? They always follow their ears!
How does corn get on the internet? With a corn-nection!
What happens when corn tells a joke? It gets an earful of laughter!
What’s a corn’s favorite game? Kernel of truth!
How do you make sweet corn laugh? Tell it a corny joke!
What do you call corn that’s been scared? A screamed corn.
What has many ears but cannot hear? A field of corn.

Corn Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Corn.
Corn who?
Cornfused about why I’ve got an ear for jokes!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kernel.
Kernel who?
Kernel you hear me? This joke is poppin’!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cobb.
Cobb who?
Cobb you lend me an ear? I’ve got a-maize-ing news!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Shucks.
Shucks who?
Shucks, you didn’t like my corny joke?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pop.
Pop who?
Popcorn! Buttery and ready to make you laugh!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Maize.
Maize who?
Maize as well laugh, life’s too short for serious!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Field.
Field who?
Field this one, it’s a real corn-versation starter!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Husk.
Husk who?
Husk will love this one, it’s golden!

Corn on the Cob Jokes

What do you get when a corn cob tells a story? A corny tale.
What do corn cobs use for money? Cornbread!
What do corn cobs do when they get mad? They raise cane.
Did you hear about the corn cob that joined the army? It was promoted to kernel.
What is the favorite game of the corn on the cob? It’s b-husk-etball.
What is a spider’s favorite food? Corn on the cob-web.
What do you get when a truck runs over a corn cob? Creamed corn.
Why did the manager fire the corn? Cause he was sleeping on the cob!
What do you get when you cross a corn cob and a cow? Corned Beef.

Corn Puns (One Liners)

Life is corn-fusing sometimes, but I’m just here to ear it out.
Let’s pop into something fun this weekend.
You’re the butter to my corn!
Corn you believe how good this is?
I’d tell you a corn joke, but it might be a little corny.
This corn is so good, it should win an award for best kernel performance.
I’m feeling corn-fident today!
This corn is so good, it’s un-ear-ievably delicious!
Keep calm and eat corn!
Pop it like it’s hot!

Ways to Use Printable Jokes

There are a lot of different ways that you can use the printable jokes once you download and print them. Try some of these fun ideas:

Lunchbox Notes – Slip a joke into your child’s lunchbox. It’ll make their lunch time more fun and give them something to share with friends.
Family Fun – Place a joke under each plate before dinner for a fun way to kick off meal time!
Icebreakers – Share jokes at playdates or parties. They can break the ice and get everyone laughing if you have a group of kids who don’t all know each other already.
Travel Entertainment – Print jokes for car trips to keep the kids entertained and make the ride feel shorter.
Classroom Activities – Teachers can use them to start the day. A quick laugh can lift the class spirit and set a positive tone. You can also use them as part of classroom parties if the jokes are seasonal.

Printable Corn Jokes

Download your FREE printable corn puns and jokes. These work great for putting in your child’s lunchbox during the month of November!

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More Thanksgiving Jokes for Kids

Love these jokes? Check out more of our Thanksgiving jokes that pair well with these corn jokes and other fall jokes. They all have printable jokes as well!

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