Christmas means Santa and his elves! Some of you may have an elf visitor at your house each year too! Whether or not you have an elf who drops by to keep an eye on things, these Elf Jokes for kids are perfect for the holiday season!
Scroll down to get printable joke cards that you can use with your Elf on the Shelf, lunch box notes, or a fun joke of the day tradition with your family!
These jokes are all clean jokes for kids. They’re great for kids of all ages and fun for parents, teachers, and kids!
Snag our free printable jokes page at the bottom of this post or jot down your favorites on a sticky note to share with your kids!
Stick a joke in your child’s lunch, leave one on the bathroom mirror so they see it in the morning, or fold them all up and put them in a jar so you can pull one out each day!
If you’re looking for more holiday-themed jokes, be sure to check out our Christmas Jokes for Kids too!
Q: What kind of music do elves like best?
A: “Wrap” music!
Q: How many elves does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Ten! One to change the light bulb and nine to stand on each other’s shoulders!
Q: What kind of bread do elves make sandwiches with?
A: Shortbread of course!
Q: What kind of money do elves use?
A: Jingle bills!
Q: Why did Santa’s helper see the doctor?
A: Because he had low “elf” esteem!
Q: How long should an elf’s legs be?
A: Just long enough to reach the ground!
Q: What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer?
A: “First, YULE LOGon”!
Q: Why did the elf put his bed into the fireplace?
A: He wanted to sleep like a log!
Q: What’s the first thing elves learn in school?
A: The “elf”-abet!
Q: Who sings “Blue Christmas” and makes toy guitars?
Q: Who lives at the North Pole, makes toys and rides around in a pumpkin?
Q: How do elves greet each other?
A: “Small world, isn’t it?”
Q: Santa rides in a sleigh. What do elves ride in?
A: Mini vans!
Q: If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do elves get?
Q:How do elves get from floor to floor?
A: In the elf-avator.
Q: What do you call an elf who’s won the lottery?
Q: Why kind of photographs do elves like taking?
Q: Where do elves go when they’re sick?
A: To the elf center.
Q: Why do elves make good listeners?
A: Because they’re all ears.
Q: What kind of cars do elves drive?
Q: Where do elves go to dance?
A: Christmas balls.
Q. What is green, white, and red all over?
A. A sunburned elf.
Q: What was the elf’s favorite sport?
A: Miniature golf.
Q: What do elves play during the summer?
A: Little League baseball.
Q: What was the elf’s favorite desert?
A: Short Cake.
Q: If there were 11 elves and another one joined them, what would he be?
A: The twelf.
PRINTABLE ELF JOKES FOR KIDS
Click below to get your free printable lunchbox jokes. These can be used for joke of the day or to hang where your kids can see them through the holiday season. If you do Elf on the Shelf, they’re great for that as well!
If you do Elf on the Shelf and need ideas, be sure to check out all of our Elf on the Shelf ideas!