Holidays are the perfect time for kids jokes and riddles! Even though St. Patrick’s Day might not be the most popular holiday with the kids, it can still be a ton of fun! You can serve them green milk, make green eggs, and share some of our favorite St. Patrick’s Day jokes.
St. Patricks Day Jokes
As always, all of our jokes are kid-friendly and clean. You can scroll down to the bottom of the post to get our FREE printable jokes that work great for lunchboxes or “joke of the day” fun! So scroll through our list and find your family’s favorite St. Patrick’s Day puns and riddles!
Q: What do you get when you cross a four-leaf clover with poison ivy?
A: A rash of good luck.
Q: Why shouldn’t you iron a four-leaf clover?
A: You might press your luck!
Q: How is a best friend like a 4-leaf clover?
A: Because they are hard to find and lucky to have.
Q: What’s big and purple and lies next to Ireland?
A: Grape Britain!
Q: What do ghosts drink on St Patrick’s Day?
Q: How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time?
A: He’s Dublin over with laughter!
Q: Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day?
A: Regular rocks are too heavy.
Q: What do you call a fake Irish stone?
A: A shamrock!
Q: What do they call the Irish jig at McDonald’s?
A: A Shamrock Shake!
Q: What would you get if you crossed Christmas with St. Patrick’s Day?
A: St. O’Claus!
Q: What would you get if you crossed Quasimodo with an Irish football player?
A: The Halfback of Notre Dame!
Q: Why do frogs like St. Patrick’s Day?
A: Because they’re always wearing green!
Q: What do you call an Irish spider?
A: Paddy long legs!
Q: When is an Irish Potato not an Irish Potato?
A: When it’s a FRENCH fry!
Q: Why can’t Irish golfers ever end a game?
A: They refuse to leave the green.
Q: What should you say to a runner in the St. Patrick’s Day marathon?
A: Irish you luck!
Q: What did the Irish referee say when the soccer match ended?
A: Game clover.
Q: Who was St. Patrick’s favorite superhero?
A: Green Lantern.
Q: What did St. Patrick order to drink at the Chinese restaurant?
A: Green tea.
Q: What did one Irish ghost say to the other Irish ghost?
A: Top O’ the moaning to you!
Q: Why did the leprechaun go outside?
A: To sit on his paddy-o!
Q: Why do leprechauns hate sports?
A: They prefer jigging than jogging!
Q: What type of bow can’t a leprechaun tie?
A: A rainbow.
Q: Why are so many leprechauns gardeners?
A: They have green thumbs!
Q: Why did the leprechaun cross the road?
A: To get to the pot of gold!
Q: What position did the leprechaun play on the baseball team?
Q: What do you call a leprechaun who goes to prison?
A: A lepre-con!
Q: What kind of spells do leprechaun witches cast?
A: Lucky Charms!
Q: Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A: Because they’re always a little short.
Q: Why do leprechauns prefer dollar bills over coins?
A: Because they’re green!
Q: Why do leprechauns recycle?
A: They like to go green!
Q: What’s a leprechaun’s favorite kind of music?
A: Sham-rock and roll.
Q: What does a leprechaun call a happy man wearing green?
A: A Jolly Green Giant!
Q: What do leprechauns love to barbecue?
A: Short ribs!
Q: Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
A: To get to the other side!
Printable St. Patrick’s Day Jokes
Be sure to download your FREE St. Patrick’s Day lunch box jokes printable. You can print these lunchbox notes to leave around the house, surprise your kids in their lunch in the days leading up to St. Patrick’s Day! If you want to do a joke a day with your family, all you need is an 8.5″ x 11″ sheet of paper and a printer!
For more St. Patrick’s Day jokes, check out our St. Patrick’s Day Knock Knock Jokes!