15+ St. Patrick’s Day Knock Knock Jokes For Kids

St. Patrick’s Day jokes are a fun way to celebrate! Make a leprechaun trap and tell leprechaun jokes! We’ve got some of our favorite St. Patrick’s Day Knock Knock Jokes along with a FREE PRINTABLE for your kids!

St. Patrick’s Day Knock Knock Jokes

We’ve shared some of our favorite St. Patrick’s Day jokes, but this collection is all about the knock knock jokes! My kids have loved them since they were little. Like all of our jokes, these are clean and kid-friendly so you can share them with your kids without worry!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Irish.
Irish who?
Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Warren.
Warren who?
Warren anything green for St. Patrick’s Day?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Don.
Don who?
Don be putting down the Irish now!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Irish.
Irish who?
Irish I were an Oscar Mayer Weiner!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Pat.
Pat who?
Pat your coat on and let’s go to the St. Patrick’s Day parade!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Boy.
Boy who?
Boy do I love St. Paddy’s Day!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Clover.
Clover who?
Clover here and I’ll tell you.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Erin.
Erin who?
Erin as fast as I could but couldn’t catch the leprechaun.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ireland.
Ireland who?
Ireland you money if you promise to pay me back.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ireland.
Ireland who?
Ire land you in time-out, so be nice.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Potty.
Potty who?
Potty gold at the end of the rainbow.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Irish.
Irish who?
Irish I could find a 4-leaf clover.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Patty.
Patty who?
Patty ‘o furniture.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Potto.
Potto who?
Potto gold.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Irish stew.
Irish stew, who?
Irish stew in the name of the law.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Rain.
Rain who?
Rainbow leads to a pot o’ gold.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Shepherd.
Shepherd who?
Shepherd spy is watching you…

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Saint.
Saint who?
Saint no time for questions, open the door!

Printable St. Patrick’s Day Knock Knock Jokes

We make FREE printable lunchbox note jokes for all of our joke collections including these St. Patrick’s day puns and riddles! Put them in lunches or cut them apart and do the joke of the day during March. Click the link below to print out your copy! Everyone needs some good pot of gold and leprechaun jokes to make March more fun!

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