Mother’s Day is the day when we show our moms how much we love them and appreciate them. But enough of all that sappy love stuff! Let’s make our moms smile and laugh on Mother’s Day. These jokes are just right for getting her to giggle! We’ve got some of our favorite Mother’s Day jokes to make the day fun!
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MOTHER’S DAY JOKES FOR KIDS
Like all of our jokes, these are clean and kid-friendly so you can share them with your kids without worry! Whether you’re looking for some funny mom jokes or just need some general funny jokes, we’ve got some fun ones to share with you!
Q: Why is a computer so smart?
A: It listens to its motherboard.
Q: Why did you chop the joke book in half?
A: Mom said to cut the comedy.
Q: What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
A: “Where’s Popcorn?”
Q: What do you call a mom who can’t draw?
A: Tracy.
Q: Why did the cookie cry?
A: Because his mother was a wafer so long!
Q: What do you call a small mom?
A: Minimum.
Q: What did the mama tomato say to the baby tomato?
A: Catch up!
Q: Why don’t mothers wear watches?
A: There’s a clock on the stove.
Q: Why did the baby strawberry cry?
A: Because his mom was in a jam!
Q: What did the baby Egyptian say when he got lost?
A: I want my mummy.
Q: What did the momma say to the foal?
A: It’s pasture your bedtime!
Q: What did mommy spider say to baby spider?
A: You spend too much time on the web.
Q: What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
A: It’s time to go to sweep!
Q: Why don’t they have Mother’s Day sales?
A: Because Mothers are priceless.
Q: What kind of flowers are best for Mother’s Day?
A: Mums.
Q: Why did they have to rush the mommy rattlesnake to the doctor on Mother’s Day?
A: She bit her tongue!
Q: Why did the mommy cat want to go bowling on Mother’s Day?
A: She was an alley cat
Q: What color flowers do mama cats like to get on Mother’s Day?
A: Purrrrrrrple flowers.
Q: What did mommy pig put on her Mother’s Day pancakes?
A: Hog cabin syrup.
Q: What warm drink helps mom relax on Mother’s Day?
A: Calm-omile tea.
Q: How do you get the kids to be quiet on Mother’s Day morning?
A: Say mums the word.
Q: How do you keep little cows quiet so their mommy can sleep late on Mother’s Day?
A: Use the moooooote button.
Q: Why was the house so neat on Mother’s Day?
A: Because Mom spent all day Saturday cleaning it…
Q: What did Eeyore say to his mom on Mother’s Day when he served her breakfast in bed?
A: I hope thistle make you happy.
Q: What did the kittens give their mom for Mother’s Day?
A: A subscription to Good Mousekeeping.
Q: What has a long plume, wings, and wears a red bow?
A: A Mother’s Day pheasant.
Q: What kind of candy do moms love for Mother’s Day?
A: Her-she’s Kisses.
Q: Why did the mommy horse want to race on a rainy Mother’s Day?
A: She was a mudder.
Q: Why did the bean children give their mom a sweater for Mother’s Day?
A: She was chili…
Q: What kind of flowers do yellow jacket mothers like for Mother’s Day?
A: Bee-gonias.
Q: Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother’s Day?
A: Her family wanted her to feel like a queen!
Q: What did the girl give her mom on Mother’s Day to make her feel pampered?
A: A box of diapers (Pampers).
Q: What did the mommy cat say when her kittens brought her warm milk on Mother’s Day?
A: It’s purrrrrfect.
Q: Who do flowers celebrate on Mother’s Day?
A: Their chrysanthemoms.
Q: Why did the boy put the Mother’s Day cupcakes in the freezer?
A: His sister told him to ice them.
Q: Why did the dentist’s children give their mommy so many gifts for Mother’s Day?
A: The love toothee her smile.
Q: Why was the cracker so happy to see his mom on Mother’s Day?
A: Because he had been a wafer so long.
Q: What did the panda give his mommy on Mother’s Day?
A: A bear hug.
Q: What makes more noise than a child jumping on mommy’s bed on Mother’s Day morning?
A: Two children jumping on mommy’s bed!
Q: What kind of coffee was the alien mommy drinking on Mother’s Day?
A: Starbucks
Q: How did the panda open her Mother’s Day card?
A: With her bear hands.
Q: Why did the boy make sweet potato pie for Mother’s Day?
A: His mom always said his pie was yamtastic.
Q: Why was the grape late for Mother’s day brunch?
A: She got caught in a jam on the way.
Q: Why did mommy’s gift arrive the day after Mother’s Day?
A: It was chocoLATE.
Q: How did the alien boy write her Mother’s Day poem?
A: In uni-verses.
Q: What did the hermit crabs do on Mother’s Day?
A: They shellabrated their mommy.
Q: What’s the best thing a new mom can get for Mother’s Day?
A: A long nap.
Q: What dessert did the mommy cat get after her Mother’s Day dinner?
A: Chocolate Mouse
Q: Why was the Mother’s Day cake so hard?
A: It was a marble cake.
Q: Why did the sea captain’s mommy go out on Mother’s Day?
A: To shop the sails.
Q: What should you make mom for dinner on Mother’s Day?
A: Anything you want – she’s just happy that she doesn’t have to make it!
Q: Why was mom so happy to go to IHOP for pancakes on Mother’s Day?
A: She knew she wouldn’t have to do any dishes.
Q: What did the waiter say to the mommy dog when he served Mother’s Day dinner?
A: Bone-appetit!
Q: What was the mommy cat wearing to breakfast on Mother’s Day?
A: She was still in her paw-jamas.
Q: What did the banana’s mommy get on Mother’s Day?
A: Slippers.
Q: Why do sons love Mother’s Day so much?
A: Because it’s always on son day (Sunday).
Q: Why do moms hope it doesn’t rain on Mother’s Day?
A: Because their kids can’t play outside!
Q: Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom on Mother’s Day?
A: Because she left the phone off the hook.
PRINTABLE MOTHER’S DAY JOKES
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