Pumpkins go hand-in-hand with the fall holidays! Did you know the largest pumpkin pie ever baked was in 2005 and weighed 2,020 pounds? I sure would have liked to have seen that pie. Below are some cool jokes about pumpkins that will have your kids grinning like a jack-o-lantern!
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PUMPKIN JOKES FOR KIDS
Like all of our jokes, these are clean and kid-friendly so you can share them with your kids without worry! Whether you’re looking for some funny pumpkin jokes or just need some general funny jokes, check out our favorites!
Q: What do you use to mend a jack-o-lantern?
A: A pumpkin patch.
Q: Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
A: The Crossing Gourd.
Q: What do you get when you divide the circumference of your jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
A: Pumpkin Pi.
Q: What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
A: Squash.
Q: What is the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
A: Pumpkin Pi.
Q: What’s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie?
A: Your teeth.
Q: What do you call a pumpkin that works at the beach?
A: A life-gourd.
Q: What is black, white, orange, and waddles?
A: A penguin with a pumpkin.
Q: When asked how he was feeling, what did the pumpkin say?
A: I’m vine, thanks for asking.
Q: What are gourds afraid of?
A: Things that go Pumpkin the night.
Q: What do adventurous pumpkins do for fun?
A: Go bungee gourd jumping.
Q: Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?
A: They have no hands to knock on the door.
Q: Why was Cinderella not very good at softball?
A: Because her coach was a pumpkin.
Q: What’s orange and faster than a speeding train?
A: Super Pumpkin.
Q: How did the winter squash pay for things?
A: It used pumpkin bread.
Q: Why do pumpkins do so bad in school?
A: Because they had all their brains scooped out.
Q: What did the pumpkin say after thanksgiving?
A: Good-pie everyone.
Q: When is an orange not an orange?
A: When it’s a pumpkin.
Q: What was the pumpkin’s favorite sport?
A: Squash.
Q: How are pumpkins like cats?
A: They’re often waiting on the porch for you when you get home.
Q: What do you call a pretty pumpkin?
A: Gourdgeous.
Q: What did the orange pumpkin say to the green pumpkin?
A: You look a little sick.
Q: How do gourds get to so strong?
A: By pumpkin iron.
Q: What kind of gourd grows on trees?
A: Plumkins.
Q: What do you call an athletic pumpkin?
A: A jock o’ lantern.
Q: Why were the two pumpkins so close?
A: They had deep roots.
Q: What does a pumpkin pie say after a big meal?
A: That was filling.
Q: What did the pumpkin say to the pie baker?
A: Use apples instead.
Q: Which English pop singer is most popular during Thanksgiving holiday?
A: Pumpkin Spice.
Q: What do pumpkins eat at the movies?
A: Pulp Corn.
Q: What’s orange and goes choo-choo?
A: A Pumpkin in Train-ing.
Q: Why did the witch paint her toenails orange?
A: So she could hide in the pumpkin patch.
Q: What do you call a gourd’s family members?
A: Pump-kin.
Q: What kind of animal loves pumpkins?
A: Orange-atans.
Q: Who did the gardener say when his squash went missing?
A: There’s pumpkin strange happening around here…
Q: Who is the leader of all pumpkins?
A: The Pumpking.
Q: Why did the pumpkin cross the road?
A: It fell off the wagon!
Whether you’re looking for jokes that work well for Fall or Halloween, these pumpkin jokes will have your whole family laughing together!
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Steve Grant says
These are soooo corny that they are funny. Thanks for sharing these jokes. I will use hem with my kids at Thanksgiving time.
Your Everyday Annoying Person says
Corny… ha!