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    Home » Holidays » 31 Halloween Jokes for Adults that are Family Friendly Too!

    31 Halloween Jokes for Adults that are Family Friendly Too!

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    When we were gathering our favorite Halloween Jokes for Kids, there were a few that went over the kids’ heads just a little bit. Those are the jokes and riddles that ended up on our list of Halloween Jokes for Adults! We did keep this list family-friendly even though there are definitely some funny Halloween jokes that go in a different adult direction. So you’re safe sharing this jokes and riddles with the kids, even if they don’t quite catch the punch line! Halloween Jokes for Adults can be family friendly! These hilarious jokes are great for adults and for kids (the kids just might not get the punch line!)

    31 HALLOWEEN JOKES FOR ADULTS

    Humor can go such a long way and one of my favorite things to do with the kids is laugh. A little laughter can make a not-so-great day into a better one and can even turn a good day into a fabulous one! We also love the holidays around here and Halloween is the first one that really kicks it off in our house. So Halloween jokes and Halloween riddles have become part of our family tradition now that the kids love jokes. Whether you share these with your kids or just amuse yourself, be sure to let us know which ones are your favorites! How do you write a book about Halloween jokes for adults

    FUNNY HALLOWEEN JOKES FOR ADULTS

    Q: What do you call a dancing ghost? A: Polka-haunt-us. Q: What do you call a cheesy Halloween dance? A: The muenster mash! Q: When do ghouls and goblins cook their victims? A: On Fry Day. Q: How do you write a book about Halloween? A: With a ghostwriter. Q: Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch? A: At the casketeria. Q: Why do vampires need mouthwash? A: They have bat breath. Q: What is a vampire’s favorite holiday? A: Fangsgiving. Q: What did one ghost say to the other ghost? A: “Do you believe in people?” Q: What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost? A: Bamboo. Q: What’s a ghost’s favorite ride at the carnival? A: The roller ghoster. Q: When does a ghost have breakfast? A: In the moaning. Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin’ Goblin.

    MORE FUNNY HALLOWEEN JOKES FOR ADULTS

    Q: What is in a ghost’s nose? A: Boogers. Q: What do you call a little monsters parents? A: Mummy and Deady. Q: What did the skeleton say to the vampire? A: You suck. Q: What is a Skeleton’s favorite song? A: Bad to the Bone. Q: What did the witch do on her birthday? A: She spellabrates. Q: What’s a monster’s favorite bean? A: A human bean. Q: Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers? A: No, they eat the fingers separately. Q: What do you call someone who puts poison in a person’s corn flakes? A: A cereal killer. Q: How does a witch tell time? A: She looks at her witch watch. Q: What did the Mommy ghost say to the baby ghost? A: Don’t spook until you’re spoken to. Q: What is a vampire’s favorite sport? A: Casketball. Q: What do birds give out on Halloween night? A: Tweets. Vampire's favorite ice cream - Funny Halloween Jokes for Adults Q: What do Italians eat on Halloween? A: Fettuccini Afraid-o. Q: What do you give to a pumpkin trying to quit smoking? A: A pumpkin patch. Q: What is a vampire’s favorite ice cream flavor? A: Veinilla. Q: Why don’t mummies take vacations? A: They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind. Q: What do you call a ghost on the ceiling? A: High-spirited. Q: What do sea monsters eat for lunch? A: Fish and ships. Q: What do female ghosts use to do their makeup? A: Vanishing cream. Halloween Jokes for Adults can be family friendly! These hilarious jokes are great for adults and for kids (the kids just might not get the punch line!)

    Halloween Riddles for Adults Are Important (THERE’S PROOF!)

    Although I work from home these days, I spent many years working with fellow teachers. It can be a stressful job for sure! Humor and jokes were always a great way for us to relax and let off a little steam. I read this article about why telling jokes is a key to success at work and it made so much sense! We all deserve to laugh sometimes (as long as it’s appropriate, of course)! This time of year telling some of these Halloween jokes for adults can help reduce stress, increase productivity, and really just makes us all feel a little bit better during a time when life can start to feel really chaotic! Leave a comment telling me which one of these Halloween riddles for adults is your favorite!

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    About Mariah

    Mariah is the mom of 2 and a former educator (preschool - 4th grade & special education) with a degree in human development. As a busy mom living in with a multi-generational family under one roof (with 4 dogs!), life is sometimes chaotic! She aims to share easy ideas that we can all use in our lives! Read more about Mariah!

    Comments

    1. Jennifer Reed says

      September 4, 2018 at 3:18 pm

      I like What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
      Bamboo.

      Reply
    2. Adrienne Gordon says

      September 4, 2018 at 3:59 pm

      What is a vampire’s favorite ice cream flavor is my favorite.

      Reply
    3. Ellie Wright says

      September 4, 2018 at 4:06 pm

      My favorite is Q: What do Italians eat on Halloween?
      A: Fettuccini Afraid-o.

      Reply
    4. Ann Fantom says

      September 5, 2018 at 6:22 am

      I like:

      Q: Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?

      A: No, they eat the fingers separately.

      Reply
    5. kathy Persons says

      September 5, 2018 at 7:16 am

      Q: What is a vampire’s favorite ice cream flavor?

      A: Veinilla.

      Reply
    6. Amanda L. says

      September 5, 2018 at 7:21 am

      My favorite one is the vampires favorite ice cream flavor.

      Reply
    7. Cynthia C says

      September 5, 2018 at 7:21 am

      Q: What do you give to a pumpkin trying to quit smoking?

      A: A pumpkin patch.

      Reply
    8. Maureen says

      September 5, 2018 at 8:10 am

      I thought the one

      What’s a monster’s favorite bean?

      A: A human bean.

      Reply
    9. Ashley C says

      September 5, 2018 at 8:49 am

      I like the one about why mummies done take vacation

      Reply
    10. Kelly Kimmell says

      September 5, 2018 at 8:54 am

      I like tis one: What do birds give out for Halloween? Tweets!

      Reply
    11. Jessica W. says

      September 5, 2018 at 8:55 am

      My favorite Halloween riddle is the Fettuccine Afraid-o!!

      Reply
      • KELLY10 says

        September 25, 2022 at 7:03 pm

        MONSTER MONEY -FETTUCCINE AFRAID DOUGH!

        Reply
    12. marina says

      September 5, 2018 at 9:38 am

      The pumpkin patch one is my favorite

      Reply
    13. Lisa Bourlier says

      September 5, 2018 at 10:48 am

      Q: What is a Skeleton’s favorite song?

      A: Bad to the Bone.

      Reply
    14. Linda Lansford says

      September 5, 2018 at 10:50 am

      Fettuccini Afraid-o

      Reply
    15. beth shepherd says

      September 5, 2018 at 11:26 am

      Q: Why don’t mummies take vacations?

      A: They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind.

      Reply
    16. Charlotte W. says

      September 5, 2018 at 11:34 am

      This is my favorite: Q: Why don’t mummies take vacations. A: They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind.

      Reply
    17. Kari E Crum says

      September 5, 2018 at 12:40 pm

      Love the “Fettucine Afraid-O” joke! All are cute, though!

      Reply
    18. Nicole Byer says

      September 5, 2018 at 2:52 pm

      I liked the Pumpkin Patch one the most

      Reply
    19. Debbi Wellenstein says

      September 5, 2018 at 3:29 pm

      My favorite joke:
      Why don’t mummies take vacations?

      They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind.

      Reply
    20. paige chandler says

      September 5, 2018 at 4:21 pm

      I like Q: What do you call a ghost on the ceiling? A: High-spirited.

      Reply
    21. mary chapman says

      September 5, 2018 at 5:55 pm

      I liked the Hoblin’ Goblin joke.

      Reply
    22. Denise M says

      September 5, 2018 at 6:35 pm

      I like this one and so did my kids

      Q: What do Italians eat on Halloween?

      A: Fettuccini Afraid-o.

      Reply
    23. Anne Higgins says

      September 5, 2018 at 7:39 pm

      Grandchildren have agreed that this is the best for our family :
      Q: What do Italians eat on Halloween?
      A: Fettuccini Afraid-o.

      Reply
    24. Rosie says

      September 5, 2018 at 8:10 pm

      We like – What do you call a witch’s garage? – a broom closet!

      Reply
    25. Mellissa C says

      September 5, 2018 at 8:38 pm

      What do moms dress up as on Halloween?
      Mummies

      Reply
    26. Katherine S says

      September 5, 2018 at 10:03 pm

      What do moms dress up as on Halloween?
      Mummies

      Reply
    27. Emily R. says

      September 5, 2018 at 11:07 pm

      I like this one the best!
      Q: Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?

      A: No, they eat the fingers separately.

      Reply
    28. Debbie Erickson says

      September 5, 2018 at 11:38 pm

      My favorite is What is a vampire’s favorite ice cream flavor? Veinilla

      Reply
    29. Aly W says

      September 6, 2018 at 12:38 am

      My favorite joke was about the vampires favorite flavor being Veinilla.

      Reply
    30. Melissa says

      September 6, 2018 at 5:04 am

      i love this one! Q: What did the witch do on her birthday? A: She spellabrates.

      Reply
    31. Casandra LaMonaca says

      September 6, 2018 at 12:59 pm

      What do Italians eat on Halloween?
      Fettuccini Afraid-o.

      Reply
    32. Debra Guillen says

      September 6, 2018 at 1:52 pm

      Q: What do you call someone who puts poison in a person’s corn flakes?

      A: A cereal killer.

      Reply
    33. Alexandra Y says

      September 6, 2018 at 3:44 pm

      What do sea monsters eat for lunch?
      Fish and ships.

      Reply
    34. Chrystal D says

      September 6, 2018 at 6:13 pm

      I like this one:

      Q: What do you give to a pumpkin trying to quit smoking? A pumpkin patch

      Reply
    35. crystle tellerday says

      September 7, 2018 at 9:31 am

      Q: Why don’t mummies take vacations?

      A: They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind.

      Reply
    36. Trisha W says

      September 7, 2018 at 9:54 am

      There were many jokes that I appreciated. This was one of them:

      Q: Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?

      A: No, they eat the fingers separately.

      Reply
    37. Antoinette M says

      September 7, 2018 at 10:06 am

      “What do birds give out on Halloween night? Tweets.” I like this one!

      Reply
    38. Amanda Hoffman says

      September 7, 2018 at 10:36 am

      I like thr one What did the Mommy ghost say to the baby ghost?

      A: Don’t spook until you’re spoken to.

      Reply
    39. Natalie says

      September 7, 2018 at 6:30 pm

      My favorite is:
      Q: What do female ghosts use to do their makeup?

      A: Vanishing cream.

      Reply
    40. Minta Boggs says

      September 7, 2018 at 7:09 pm

      Q: What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?
      A: Hope it’s Halloween!!

      Reply
    41. Laurajj says

      September 7, 2018 at 7:35 pm

      Oh I have have a few favorites! I will say Q: What do you call a cheesy Halloween dance?
      A: The muenster mash!
      So funny! :)

      Reply
    42. LindaG says

      September 8, 2018 at 9:08 pm

      My favorite is Why don’t mummies take vacations? They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind

      Reply
    43. Renee G says

      September 10, 2018 at 10:10 pm

      I like the What do sea monsters eat for lunch? one.

      Reply
    44. Kiara says

      September 10, 2018 at 10:57 pm

      I like this one.
      Q: What do you give to a pumpkin trying to quit smoking?
      A: A pumpkin patch.

      Reply
    45. Tracy Pryor says

      September 12, 2018 at 11:37 am

      Q: When do ghouls and goblins cook their victims?

      A: On Fry Day.

      Reply
    46. Rosanne says

      September 12, 2018 at 10:31 pm

      My favorite one is Q: Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?

      A: No, they eat the fingers separately.

      Reply
    47. Lisa says

      September 13, 2018 at 7:40 pm

      I like the Witch Watch joke.

      Reply
    48. Cassandra says

      September 14, 2018 at 7:53 am

      Q: Why do vampires need mouthwash?

      A: They have bat breath.

      Reply
    49. Lauren Becker says

      September 14, 2018 at 4:21 pm

      Q: What’s a monster’s favorite bean?

      A: A human bean.

      Too funny! Makes me think of The Borrowers.

      -Lauren

      Reply
    50. Angela heerde says

      September 14, 2018 at 6:24 pm

      I like this joke–

      Q: What do you call a cheesy Halloween dance?

      A: The muenster mash!

      Reply
    51. Christina Gould says

      September 14, 2018 at 8:57 pm

      My favorite is ‘what do you call a ghost on the ceiling?’. LOL. Thanks for the giveaway!

      Reply
    52. Stephanie Phelps says

      September 15, 2018 at 3:52 pm

      My favorite is the Q: What do birds give out on Halloween night?

      A: Tweets.

      Reply
    53. Denise S says

      September 16, 2018 at 11:20 am

      I like the vampire’s favorite ice cream flavor riddle.

      Reply
    54. Kim T says

      September 16, 2018 at 12:18 pm

      Q: What is a vampire’s favorite ice cream flavor?
      A: Veinilla.

      Reply
    55. Nancy P says

      September 16, 2018 at 7:16 pm

      What do female ghosts use to do their makeup. LOL

      Reply
    56. Naomie says

      September 17, 2018 at 9:22 am

      I like this one!
      Q: What do you call a ghost on the ceiling?

      A: High-spirited.

      Reply
    57. Tom Bellamy says

      September 17, 2018 at 1:30 pm

      I like – Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?

      Reply
    58. mary rutter says

      September 17, 2018 at 5:49 pm

      Q: Why don’t mummies take vacations?
      A: They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind.

      Reply
    59. Audrey Stewart says

      September 18, 2018 at 4:24 pm

      Q: What do you give to a pumpkin trying to quit smoking?

      A: A pumpkin patch.

      Reply
    60. latanya says

      September 18, 2018 at 4:33 pm

      I love this one:
      Q: What do you call a ghost on the ceiling?

      A: High-spirited.

      Reply
    61. Terri S. says

      September 18, 2018 at 10:36 pm

      My favorite riddle is:
      Q: What do female ghosts use to do their makeup?
      A: Vanishing cream.

      Reply
    62. Jackie says

      September 19, 2018 at 7:31 am

      My favorite is:
      What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin’ Goblin
      Thank you!

      Reply
    63. Alison says

      September 19, 2018 at 10:21 am

      My favorite one is: Q: How do you write a book about Halloween? A: With a ghostwriter.

      Reply
    64. Pat says

      September 19, 2018 at 5:11 pm

      My favorite:
      Q: What do sea monsters eat for lunch?
      A: Fish and ships.

      Reply
    65. Nancy Bowers says

      September 19, 2018 at 7:12 pm

      My favorite:

      Q: When do ghouls and goblins cook their victims?

      A: On Fry Day.

      Reply
    66. Audra says

      September 19, 2018 at 7:31 pm

      The Why do vampires need mouth wash joke made me laugh

      Reply
    67. Wendy R. says

      September 20, 2018 at 12:37 am

      Q: Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
      A: No, they eat the fingers separately.
      haha!!

      Reply
    68. Tim says

      September 20, 2018 at 9:32 am

      My favorite is: Q: Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers? A: No, they eat the fingers separately.. I am also sure there is a good joke about using their brains!!!

      Reply
    69. susan smoaks says

      September 20, 2018 at 10:15 am

      this one is my favorite

      Q: What is a vampire’s favorite ice cream flavor?

      A: Veinilla.

      Reply
    70. sherry fowler says

      September 20, 2018 at 10:52 am

      my fav:

      Q: What is a vampire’s favorite ice cream flavor?

      A: Veinilla.

      Reply
    71. wen budro says

      September 20, 2018 at 10:59 am

      LOL My favorite joke is: Q: What do Italians eat on Halloween?

      A: Fettuccini Afraid-o.

      It’s corny but funny.

      Reply
    72. Jeanna says

      September 20, 2018 at 11:29 am

      My favorite joke is this one:
      Q: Why don’t mummies take vacations?

      A: They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind.

      Reply
    73. Tiffani P. says

      September 20, 2018 at 11:51 am

      This one is my favorite: Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch? At the casketeria.

      Reply
    74. Em Mahr says

      September 20, 2018 at 12:04 pm

      My favorite is: Why don’t mummies take vacations?

      Reply
    75. Elena says

      September 20, 2018 at 1:10 pm

      What’s a monster’s favorite bean?
      A human bean.

      Reply
    76. Helga says

      September 21, 2018 at 9:05 am

      Q: What do you give to a pumpkin trying to quit smoking?

      A: A pumpkin patch.

      Reply
    77. SHANNA says

      September 21, 2018 at 10:22 am

      Q: What do you call a dancing ghost?

      A: Polka-haunt-us.

      Reply
    78. Laura says

      September 21, 2018 at 5:46 pm

      This one is my favorite! :D

      Q: How does a witch tell time?
      A: She looks at her witch watch.

      Reply
    79. Pam Halligan says

      September 21, 2018 at 6:03 pm

      Q: What did the skeleton say to the vampire?

      A: You suck

      Reply
    80. Denise B. says

      September 21, 2018 at 8:07 pm

      Q: What do female ghosts use to do their makeup?

      A: Vanishing cream.

      Reply
    81. Kristi C says

      September 22, 2018 at 7:14 am

      My favorite is Q: What do female ghosts use to do their makeup?
      A: Vanishing cream.

      Reply
    82. Chri5 says

      September 22, 2018 at 12:03 pm

      Why do Vampires need mouthwash? Because they have bat breath lol

      Reply
    83. Maranda Hymes says

      September 22, 2018 at 1:58 pm

      Q: What is a vampire’s favorite ice cream flavor?
      A: Veinilla.

      That is too adorable. <3

      Reply
    84. Caitlyn Young says

      September 22, 2018 at 5:32 pm

      The pumpkin patch one was my favorite!!

      Reply
    85. Kelly Grant says

      September 22, 2018 at 6:07 pm

      Q: What do Italians eat on Halloween?

      A: Fettuccini Afraid-o.

      Is my favorite.

      Reply
    86. Virginia says

      September 22, 2018 at 8:14 pm

      What do you give a pumpkin to quit smoking?

      A pumpkin patch

      Reply
    87. Michelle C says

      September 22, 2018 at 8:43 pm

      My fav joke is:
      Q: What do Italians eat on Halloween?

      A: Fettuccini Afraid-o.

      Reply
    88. Linda K says

      September 22, 2018 at 9:38 pm

      My son’s favorite food is Fettuccine Alfredo so I would pick What do Italians eat on Halloween? Answer: Fettuccini Afraid-O

      Reply
    89. Casey Garvey says

      September 22, 2018 at 10:16 pm

      My favorites the Q: What do Italians eat on Halloween?

      A: Fettuccini Afraid-o. Its cute!

      Reply
    90. Kimberly M says

      September 23, 2018 at 12:20 am

      My favorite one is:
      Q: What did the Mommy ghost say to the baby ghost?
      A: Don’t spook until you’re spoken to.

      Reply
    91. Robin says

      September 23, 2018 at 11:24 am

      My favorite has to be What do birds give out on Halloween night? Tweets!

      Reply
    92. monique s says

      September 23, 2018 at 6:43 pm

      My favorite is What do you give to a pumpkin trying to quit smoking, a pumpkin patch

      Reply
    93. Melissa Storms says

      September 24, 2018 at 10:33 am

      I thought this joke was pretty funny ,,.Q: What do you give to a pumpkin trying to quit smoking?

      A: A pumpkin patch.

      Reply
    94. Kimberly M. says

      September 24, 2018 at 11:18 am

      Being Italian this one is my favorite.
      Q: What do Italians eat on Halloween? A: Fettuccini Afraid-o.

      Reply
    95. Amanda Rauch says

      September 24, 2018 at 11:30 am

      I love what does a witch do for her birthday? She spellabrates. Too cute!

      Reply
    96. Elizabeth Miller says

      September 24, 2018 at 11:38 am

      I like Q: Why don’t mummies take vacations? A: They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind. Sounds a little familiar–like my hubby lol

      Reply
    97. Ed says

      September 24, 2018 at 12:43 pm

      Italians eat Fettucini -Afraid-O on Halloween!

      Reply
    98. DeeAnn S says

      September 24, 2018 at 2:15 pm

      Q: Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
      A: No, they eat the fingers separately.

      Reply
    99. Tracy Robertson says

      September 24, 2018 at 3:00 pm

      My favorite is the ghost asking the other ghost if it “believes in people”.

      Reply
    100. Stephanie Larison says

      September 24, 2018 at 4:25 pm

      Q: Why don’t mummies take vacations?
      A: They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind.

      Is my fave!

      Reply
    101. Julie Hawkins says

      September 24, 2018 at 6:21 pm

      My favorite is what do sea monsters eat for lunch? Fish and ships!

      Reply
    102. Leela says

      September 24, 2018 at 7:41 pm

      Q: Why don’t mummies take vacations?
      A: They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind.

      Reply
    103. Kyl Neusch says

      September 24, 2018 at 8:44 pm

      What do moms dress up as on Halloween?
      Mummies

      Reply
    104. Russ Higgins says

      September 24, 2018 at 8:48 pm

      Q: What do Italians eat on Halloween?

      A: Fettuccini Afraid-o.

      Reply
    105. Michelle H. says

      September 24, 2018 at 9:01 pm

      I like what birds give out on Halloween nights. Tweets.

      Reply
    106. Kiara says

      September 24, 2018 at 9:20 pm

      Ha ha these are great

      Reply
    107. Tara Woods says

      September 24, 2018 at 9:51 pm

      My favorite is:
      Q: What do you call a cheesy Halloween dance?
      A: The muenster mash!

      Reply
    108. LeAnn Harbert says

      September 24, 2018 at 9:56 pm

      What do you call a ghost on the ceiling? High Spirited

      Reply
    109. Laurie Nykaza says

      September 24, 2018 at 9:56 pm

      Q: What do you give to a pumpkin trying to quit smoking?
      A: A pumpkin patch . so cute

      Reply
    110. Sarah L says

      September 24, 2018 at 10:41 pm

      The one that made me laugh the most:
      Q: What do you call a dancing ghost?
      A: Polka-haunt-us.

      A lot of funny ones.
      Thanks for the contest.

      Reply
    111. Lauren Hecker says

      September 24, 2018 at 10:45 pm

      Q: What did the Mommy ghost say to the baby ghost?

      A: Don’t spook until you’re spoken to.
      This is my favorite!

      Reply
    112. Hesper Fry says

      September 24, 2018 at 11:41 pm

      My favorite is:
      Q: What is a vampire’s favorite ice cream flavor?
      A: Veinilla.

      Reply
    113. Alma London says

      September 25, 2018 at 1:23 am

      I love the pumpkin patch one.

      Reply
    114. Bernie Wallace says

      September 25, 2018 at 5:36 am

      What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

      A: Bamboo.

      Reply
    115. Allison Kusel says

      September 25, 2018 at 6:10 am

      I like the vampire’s favorite ice cream flavor one! So cute!!

      Reply
    116. clynsg says

      September 25, 2018 at 6:58 am

      I like ‘What is a skeleton’s favorite song?’

      Bad to the Bone

      Reply
    117. Stephanie Liske says

      September 25, 2018 at 8:19 am

      I like the vampire’s favorite ice cream one. :)

      Reply
    118. kathy pease says

      September 25, 2018 at 8:29 am

      I like What do you give to a pumpkin trying to quit smoking? A pumpkin patch

      Reply
    119. Joanna Peter says

      September 25, 2018 at 8:43 am

      Q: What do sea monsters eat for lunch?
      A: Fish and ships.

      Reply
    120. JAMIE MARTIN says

      September 25, 2018 at 9:25 am

      Q: What do Italians eat on Halloween?

      A: Fettuccini Afraid-o.

      Reply
    121. DanV says

      September 25, 2018 at 11:30 am

      My favorite is Q: What did one ghost say to the other ghost?

      A: “Do you believe in people?”

      Reply
    122. Keri Justice says

      September 25, 2018 at 1:11 pm

      My favorite one is Q: What is a vampire’s favorite ice cream flavor?
      A: Veinilla. Hahahahaha.

      Reply
    123. Lindsay A. says

      September 25, 2018 at 1:51 pm

      I liked this one!

      Q: Why do vampires need mouthwash?
      A: They have bat breath.

      Reply
    124. Jerry Marquardt says

      September 25, 2018 at 1:51 pm

      I liked the joke of “What did the Mommy ghost say to the baby ghost?”, as I mean spook until you’re spoken to…Lol.

      Reply
    125. Brittany says

      September 25, 2018 at 2:02 pm

      What do moms dress up as for Halloween? Mummies

      Reply
    126. heather Kaufman says

      September 25, 2018 at 2:24 pm

      Q: Why don’t mummies take vacations?

      A: They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind.

      My husband got badly burned 8 weeks ago & I told him that he could be a mummy for Halloween, because of all his bandages.

      Reply
    127. Trish Carlson says

      September 25, 2018 at 3:04 pm

      Q: What do you give to a pumpkin trying to quit smoking?

      A: A pumpkin patch.

      Reply
    128. Amanda Whitley says

      September 25, 2018 at 4:04 pm

      my favorite joke is the cereal killer joke.

      Reply
    129. Allyson Tice says

      September 25, 2018 at 7:17 pm

      Q: What do you give to a pumpkin trying to quit smoking?

      A: A pumpkin patch

      Reply
    130. Carolyn D says

      September 25, 2018 at 7:35 pm

      This one is my favorite.

      Q: What is a vampire’s favorite holiday?
      A: Fangsgiving.

      Reply
    131. Breanne says

      September 25, 2018 at 8:40 pm

      I like Q: Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?

      A: No, they eat the fingers separately.

      Reply
    132. AEKZ2 says

      September 25, 2018 at 9:46 pm

      I like What do you call when you cross Bambi with a ghost? A bamboo!

      Reply
    133. Trisha McKee says

      September 25, 2018 at 9:58 pm

      My favorite is:

      Q: How do you write a book about Halloween?

      A: With a ghostwriter.

      Reply
    134. Christian Alejandro says

      September 25, 2018 at 10:15 pm

      The “What do Italians eat on Halloween” riddle is a good one!

      Reply
    135. Philip Lawrence says

      September 25, 2018 at 10:19 pm

      Why don’t mummies take vacations?
      They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind.

      Reply
    136. BRIAN E. says

      September 25, 2018 at 10:21 pm

      This one —>

      Q: Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?

      A: No, they eat the fingers separately.

      Reply
    137. Leah Shumack says

      September 25, 2018 at 10:43 pm

      Q: Why don’t mummies take vacations?
      A: They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind.

      Reply
    138. Janine Hwang says

      September 25, 2018 at 10:44 pm

      I like this one, Q: Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?

      A: No, they eat the fingers separately.

      Reply
    139. Sand says

      September 25, 2018 at 10:53 pm

      My favorite is:
      Q: What do you call a ghost on the ceiling?

      A: High-spirited.

      Reply
    140. Buddy Garrett says

      September 25, 2018 at 11:19 pm

      What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost? Bamboo

      Reply
    141. Donna Kozar says

      September 25, 2018 at 11:49 pm

      Q: What do Italians eat on Halloween?
      A: Fettuccini Afraid-o.

      Reply
    142. Lyndsey R. says

      September 26, 2018 at 3:48 pm

      I’m going to go with:

      Q: What do Italians eat on Halloween?

      A: Fettuccini Afraid-o.

      Thanks for the chance.

      Reply
    143. Paol Trenny says

      September 30, 2018 at 11:51 pm

      Q: What do female ghosts use to do their makeup?

      A: Vanishing cream.

      Reply
    144. Funny Halloween Sayings 2018 says

      October 12, 2018 at 11:44 am

      It’s hard to come by experienced people for this topic, however, you sound like you know what you’re talking about!
      Thanks

      Reply
    145. abdul says

      December 20, 2018 at 1:39 pm

      awesome content!

      Reply

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