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31 Halloween Jokes for Adults that are Family Friendly Too!

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When we were gathering our favorite Halloween Jokes for Kids, there were a few that went over the kids’ heads just a little bit. Those are the jokes and riddles that ended up on our list of Halloween Jokes for Adults! We did keep this list family-friendly even though there are definitely some funny Halloween jokes that go in a different adult direction. So you’re safe sharing this jokes and riddles with the kids, even if they don’t quite catch the punch line! Halloween Jokes for Adults can be family friendly! These hilarious jokes are great for adults and for kids (the kids just might not get the punch line!)

31 HALLOWEEN JOKES FOR ADULTS

Humor can go such a long way and one of my favorite things to do with the kids is laugh. A little laughter can make a not-so-great day into a better one and can even turn a good day into a fabulous one! We also love the holidays around here and Halloween is the first one that really kicks it off in our house. So Halloween jokes and Halloween riddles have become part of our family tradition now that the kids love jokes. Whether you share these with your kids or just amuse yourself, be sure to let us know which ones are your favorites! How do you write a book about Halloween jokes for adults

FUNNY HALLOWEEN JOKES FOR ADULTS

Q: What do you call a dancing ghost? A: Polka-haunt-us. Q: What do you call a cheesy Halloween dance? A: The muenster mash! Q: When do ghouls and goblins cook their victims? A: On Fry Day. Q: How do you write a book about Halloween? A: With a ghostwriter. Q: Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch? A: At the casketeria. Q: Why do vampires need mouthwash? A: They have bat breath. Q: What is a vampire’s favorite holiday? A: Fangsgiving. Q: What did one ghost say to the other ghost? A: “Do you believe in people?” Q: What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost? A: Bamboo. Q: What’s a ghost’s favorite ride at the carnival? A: The roller ghoster. Q: When does a ghost have breakfast? A: In the moaning. Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin’ Goblin.

MORE FUNNY HALLOWEEN JOKES FOR ADULTS

Q: What is in a ghost’s nose? A: Boogers. Q: What do you call a little monsters parents? A: Mummy and Deady. Q: What did the skeleton say to the vampire? A: You suck. Q: What is a Skeleton’s favorite song? A: Bad to the Bone. Q: What did the witch do on her birthday? A: She spellabrates. Q: What’s a monster’s favorite bean? A: A human bean. Q: Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers? A: No, they eat the fingers separately. Q: What do you call someone who puts poison in a person’s corn flakes? A: A cereal killer. Q: How does a witch tell time? A: She looks at her witch watch. Q: What did the Mommy ghost say to the baby ghost? A: Don’t spook until you’re spoken to. Q: What is a vampire’s favorite sport? A: Casketball. Q: What do birds give out on Halloween night? A: Tweets. Vampire's favorite ice cream - Funny Halloween Jokes for Adults Q: What do Italians eat on Halloween? A: Fettuccini Afraid-o. Q: What do you give to a pumpkin trying to quit smoking? A: A pumpkin patch. Q: What is a vampire’s favorite ice cream flavor? A: Veinilla. Q: Why don’t mummies take vacations? A: They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind. Q: What do you call a ghost on the ceiling? A: High-spirited. Q: What do sea monsters eat for lunch? A: Fish and ships. Q: What do female ghosts use to do their makeup? A: Vanishing cream. Halloween Jokes for Adults can be family friendly! These hilarious jokes are great for adults and for kids (the kids just might not get the punch line!)

Halloween Riddles for Adults Are Important (THERE’S PROOF!)

Although I work from home these days, I spent many years working with fellow teachers. It can be a stressful job for sure! Humor and jokes were always a great way for us to relax and let off a little steam. I read this article about why telling jokes is a key to success at work and it made so much sense! We all deserve to laugh sometimes (as long as it’s appropriate, of course)! This time of year telling some of these Halloween jokes for adults can help reduce stress, increase productivity, and really just makes us all feel a little bit better during a time when life can start to feel really chaotic! Leave a comment telling me which one of these Halloween riddles for adults is your favorite!

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Mariah is the mom of 2 and a former educator (preschool - 4th grade & special education) with a degree in human development. As a busy mom living in with a multi-generational family under one roof (with 4 dogs!), life is sometimes chaotic! She aims to share easy ideas that we can all use in our lives! Read more about Mariah!

Comments

  1. Jennifer Reed says

    September 4, 2018 at 3:18 pm

    I like What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
    Bamboo.

    Reply
  2. Adrienne Gordon says

    September 4, 2018 at 3:59 pm

    What is a vampire’s favorite ice cream flavor is my favorite.

    Reply
  3. Ellie Wright says

    September 4, 2018 at 4:06 pm

    My favorite is Q: What do Italians eat on Halloween?
    A: Fettuccini Afraid-o.

    Reply
  4. Ann Fantom says

    September 5, 2018 at 6:22 am

    I like:

    Q: Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?

    A: No, they eat the fingers separately.

    Reply
  5. kathy Persons says

    September 5, 2018 at 7:16 am

    Q: What is a vampire’s favorite ice cream flavor?

    A: Veinilla.

    Reply
  6. Amanda L. says

    September 5, 2018 at 7:21 am

    My favorite one is the vampires favorite ice cream flavor.

    Reply
  7. Cynthia C says

    September 5, 2018 at 7:21 am

    Q: What do you give to a pumpkin trying to quit smoking?

    A: A pumpkin patch.

    Reply
  8. Maureen says

    September 5, 2018 at 8:10 am

    I thought the one

    What’s a monster’s favorite bean?

    A: A human bean.

    Reply
  9. Ashley C says

    September 5, 2018 at 8:49 am

    I like the one about why mummies done take vacation

    Reply
  10. Kelly Kimmell says

    September 5, 2018 at 8:54 am

    I like tis one: What do birds give out for Halloween? Tweets!

    Reply
  11. Jessica W. says

    September 5, 2018 at 8:55 am

    My favorite Halloween riddle is the Fettuccine Afraid-o!!

    Reply
  12. marina says

    September 5, 2018 at 9:38 am

    The pumpkin patch one is my favorite

    Reply
  13. Lisa Bourlier says

    September 5, 2018 at 10:48 am

    Q: What is a Skeleton’s favorite song?

    A: Bad to the Bone.

    Reply
  14. Linda Lansford says

    September 5, 2018 at 10:50 am

    Fettuccini Afraid-o

    Reply
  15. beth shepherd says

    September 5, 2018 at 11:26 am

    Q: Why don’t mummies take vacations?

    A: They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind.

    Reply
  16. Charlotte W. says

    September 5, 2018 at 11:34 am

    This is my favorite: Q: Why don’t mummies take vacations. A: They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind.

    Reply
  17. Kari E Crum says

    September 5, 2018 at 12:40 pm

    Love the “Fettucine Afraid-O” joke! All are cute, though!

    Reply
  18. Nicole Byer says

    September 5, 2018 at 2:52 pm

    I liked the Pumpkin Patch one the most

    Reply
  19. Debbi Wellenstein says

    September 5, 2018 at 3:29 pm

    My favorite joke:
    Why don’t mummies take vacations?

    They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind.

    Reply
  20. paige chandler says

    September 5, 2018 at 4:21 pm

    I like Q: What do you call a ghost on the ceiling? A: High-spirited.

    Reply
  21. mary chapman says

    September 5, 2018 at 5:55 pm

    I liked the Hoblin’ Goblin joke.

    Reply
  22. Denise M says

    September 5, 2018 at 6:35 pm

    I like this one and so did my kids

    Q: What do Italians eat on Halloween?

    A: Fettuccini Afraid-o.

    Reply
  23. Anne Higgins says

    September 5, 2018 at 7:39 pm

    Grandchildren have agreed that this is the best for our family :
    Q: What do Italians eat on Halloween?
    A: Fettuccini Afraid-o.

    Reply
  24. Rosie says

    September 5, 2018 at 8:10 pm

    We like – What do you call a witch’s garage? – a broom closet!

    Reply
  25. Mellissa C says

    September 5, 2018 at 8:38 pm

    What do moms dress up as on Halloween?
    Mummies

    Reply
  26. Katherine S says

    September 5, 2018 at 10:03 pm

    What do moms dress up as on Halloween?
    Mummies

    Reply
  27. Emily R. says

    September 5, 2018 at 11:07 pm

    I like this one the best!
    Q: Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?

    A: No, they eat the fingers separately.

    Reply
  28. Debbie Erickson says

    September 5, 2018 at 11:38 pm

    My favorite is What is a vampire’s favorite ice cream flavor? Veinilla

    Reply
  29. Aly W says

    September 6, 2018 at 12:38 am

    My favorite joke was about the vampires favorite flavor being Veinilla.

    Reply
  30. Melissa says

    September 6, 2018 at 5:04 am

    i love this one! Q: What did the witch do on her birthday? A: She spellabrates.

    Reply
  31. Casandra LaMonaca says

    September 6, 2018 at 12:59 pm

    What do Italians eat on Halloween?
    Fettuccini Afraid-o.

    Reply
  32. Debra Guillen says

    September 6, 2018 at 1:52 pm

    Q: What do you call someone who puts poison in a person’s corn flakes?

    A: A cereal killer.

    Reply
  33. Alexandra Y says

    September 6, 2018 at 3:44 pm

    What do sea monsters eat for lunch?
    Fish and ships.

    Reply
  34. Chrystal D says

    September 6, 2018 at 6:13 pm

    I like this one:

    Q: What do you give to a pumpkin trying to quit smoking? A pumpkin patch

    Reply
  35. crystle tellerday says

    September 7, 2018 at 9:31 am

    Q: Why don’t mummies take vacations?

    A: They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind.

    Reply
  36. Trisha W says

    September 7, 2018 at 9:54 am

    There were many jokes that I appreciated. This was one of them:

    Q: Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?

    A: No, they eat the fingers separately.

    Reply
  37. Antoinette M says

    September 7, 2018 at 10:06 am

    “What do birds give out on Halloween night? Tweets.” I like this one!

    Reply
  38. Amanda Hoffman says

    September 7, 2018 at 10:36 am

    I like thr one What did the Mommy ghost say to the baby ghost?

    A: Don’t spook until you’re spoken to.

    Reply
  39. Natalie says

    September 7, 2018 at 6:30 pm

    My favorite is:
    Q: What do female ghosts use to do their makeup?

    A: Vanishing cream.

    Reply
  40. Minta Boggs says

    September 7, 2018 at 7:09 pm

    Q: What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?
    A: Hope it’s Halloween!!

    Reply
  41. Laurajj says

    September 7, 2018 at 7:35 pm

    Oh I have have a few favorites! I will say Q: What do you call a cheesy Halloween dance?
    A: The muenster mash!
    So funny! :)

    Reply
  42. LindaG says

    September 8, 2018 at 9:08 pm

    My favorite is Why don’t mummies take vacations? They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind

    Reply
  43. Renee G says

    September 10, 2018 at 10:10 pm

    I like the What do sea monsters eat for lunch? one.

    Reply
  44. Kiara says

    September 10, 2018 at 10:57 pm

    I like this one.
    Q: What do you give to a pumpkin trying to quit smoking?
    A: A pumpkin patch.

    Reply
  45. Tracy Pryor says

    September 12, 2018 at 11:37 am

    Q: When do ghouls and goblins cook their victims?

    A: On Fry Day.

    Reply
  46. Rosanne says

    September 12, 2018 at 10:31 pm

    My favorite one is Q: Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?

    A: No, they eat the fingers separately.

    Reply
  47. Lisa says

    September 13, 2018 at 7:40 pm

    I like the Witch Watch joke.

    Reply
  48. Cassandra says

    September 14, 2018 at 7:53 am

    Q: Why do vampires need mouthwash?

    A: They have bat breath.

    Reply
  49. Lauren Becker says

    September 14, 2018 at 4:21 pm

    Q: What’s a monster’s favorite bean?

    A: A human bean.

    Too funny! Makes me think of The Borrowers.

    -Lauren

    Reply
  50. Angela heerde says

    September 14, 2018 at 6:24 pm

    I like this joke–

    Q: What do you call a cheesy Halloween dance?

    A: The muenster mash!

    Reply
  51. Christina Gould says

    September 14, 2018 at 8:57 pm

    My favorite is ‘what do you call a ghost on the ceiling?’. LOL. Thanks for the giveaway!

    Reply
  52. Stephanie Phelps says

    September 15, 2018 at 3:52 pm

    My favorite is the Q: What do birds give out on Halloween night?

    A: Tweets.

    Reply
  53. Denise S says

    September 16, 2018 at 11:20 am

    I like the vampire’s favorite ice cream flavor riddle.

    Reply
  54. Kim T says

    September 16, 2018 at 12:18 pm

    Q: What is a vampire’s favorite ice cream flavor?
    A: Veinilla.

    Reply
  55. Nancy P says

    September 16, 2018 at 7:16 pm

    What do female ghosts use to do their makeup. LOL

    Reply
  56. Naomie says

    September 17, 2018 at 9:22 am

    I like this one!
    Q: What do you call a ghost on the ceiling?

    A: High-spirited.

    Reply
  57. Tom Bellamy says

    September 17, 2018 at 1:30 pm

    I like – Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?

    Reply
  58. mary rutter says

    September 17, 2018 at 5:49 pm

    Q: Why don’t mummies take vacations?
    A: They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind.

    Reply
  59. Audrey Stewart says

    September 18, 2018 at 4:24 pm

    Q: What do you give to a pumpkin trying to quit smoking?

    A: A pumpkin patch.

    Reply
  60. latanya says

    September 18, 2018 at 4:33 pm

    I love this one:
    Q: What do you call a ghost on the ceiling?

    A: High-spirited.

    Reply
  61. Terri S. says

    September 18, 2018 at 10:36 pm

    My favorite riddle is:
    Q: What do female ghosts use to do their makeup?
    A: Vanishing cream.

    Reply
  62. Jackie says

    September 19, 2018 at 7:31 am

    My favorite is:
    What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin’ Goblin
    Thank you!

    Reply
  63. Alison says

    September 19, 2018 at 10:21 am

    My favorite one is: Q: How do you write a book about Halloween? A: With a ghostwriter.

    Reply
  64. Pat says

    September 19, 2018 at 5:11 pm

    My favorite:
    Q: What do sea monsters eat for lunch?
    A: Fish and ships.

    Reply
  65. Nancy Bowers says

    September 19, 2018 at 7:12 pm

    My favorite:

    Q: When do ghouls and goblins cook their victims?

    A: On Fry Day.

    Reply
  66. Audra says

    September 19, 2018 at 7:31 pm

    The Why do vampires need mouth wash joke made me laugh

    Reply
  67. Wendy R. says

    September 20, 2018 at 12:37 am

    Q: Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
    A: No, they eat the fingers separately.
    haha!!

    Reply
  68. Tim says

    September 20, 2018 at 9:32 am

    My favorite is: Q: Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers? A: No, they eat the fingers separately.. I am also sure there is a good joke about using their brains!!!

    Reply
  69. susan smoaks says

    September 20, 2018 at 10:15 am

    this one is my favorite

    Q: What is a vampire’s favorite ice cream flavor?

    A: Veinilla.

    Reply
  70. sherry fowler says

    September 20, 2018 at 10:52 am

    my fav:

    Q: What is a vampire’s favorite ice cream flavor?

    A: Veinilla.

    Reply
  71. wen budro says

    September 20, 2018 at 10:59 am

    LOL My favorite joke is: Q: What do Italians eat on Halloween?

    A: Fettuccini Afraid-o.

    It’s corny but funny.

    Reply
  72. Jeanna says

    September 20, 2018 at 11:29 am

    My favorite joke is this one:
    Q: Why don’t mummies take vacations?

    A: They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind.

    Reply
  73. Tiffani P. says

    September 20, 2018 at 11:51 am

    This one is my favorite: Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch? At the casketeria.

    Reply
  74. Em Mahr says

    September 20, 2018 at 12:04 pm

    My favorite is: Why don’t mummies take vacations?

    Reply
  75. Elena says

    September 20, 2018 at 1:10 pm

    What’s a monster’s favorite bean?
    A human bean.

    Reply
  76. Helga says

    September 21, 2018 at 9:05 am

    Q: What do you give to a pumpkin trying to quit smoking?

    A: A pumpkin patch.

    Reply
  77. SHANNA says

    September 21, 2018 at 10:22 am

    Q: What do you call a dancing ghost?

    A: Polka-haunt-us.

    Reply
  78. Laura says

    September 21, 2018 at 5:46 pm

    This one is my favorite! :D

    Q: How does a witch tell time?
    A: She looks at her witch watch.

    Reply
  79. Pam Halligan says

    September 21, 2018 at 6:03 pm

    Q: What did the skeleton say to the vampire?

    A: You suck

    Reply
  80. Denise B. says

    September 21, 2018 at 8:07 pm

    Q: What do female ghosts use to do their makeup?

    A: Vanishing cream.

    Reply
  81. Kristi C says

    September 22, 2018 at 7:14 am

    My favorite is Q: What do female ghosts use to do their makeup?
    A: Vanishing cream.

    Reply
  82. Chri5 says

    September 22, 2018 at 12:03 pm

    Why do Vampires need mouthwash? Because they have bat breath lol

    Reply
  83. Maranda Hymes says

    September 22, 2018 at 1:58 pm

    Q: What is a vampire’s favorite ice cream flavor?
    A: Veinilla.

    That is too adorable. <3

    Reply
  84. Caitlyn Young says

    September 22, 2018 at 5:32 pm

    The pumpkin patch one was my favorite!!

    Reply
  85. Kelly Grant says

    September 22, 2018 at 6:07 pm

    Q: What do Italians eat on Halloween?

    A: Fettuccini Afraid-o.

    Is my favorite.

    Reply
  86. Virginia says

    September 22, 2018 at 8:14 pm

    What do you give a pumpkin to quit smoking?

    A pumpkin patch

    Reply
  87. Michelle C says

    September 22, 2018 at 8:43 pm

    My fav joke is:
    Q: What do Italians eat on Halloween?

    A: Fettuccini Afraid-o.

    Reply
  88. Linda K says

    September 22, 2018 at 9:38 pm

    My son’s favorite food is Fettuccine Alfredo so I would pick What do Italians eat on Halloween? Answer: Fettuccini Afraid-O

    Reply
  89. Casey Garvey says

    September 22, 2018 at 10:16 pm

    My favorites the Q: What do Italians eat on Halloween?

    A: Fettuccini Afraid-o. Its cute!

    Reply
  90. Kimberly M says

    September 23, 2018 at 12:20 am

    My favorite one is:
    Q: What did the Mommy ghost say to the baby ghost?
    A: Don’t spook until you’re spoken to.

    Reply
  91. Robin says

    September 23, 2018 at 11:24 am

    My favorite has to be What do birds give out on Halloween night? Tweets!

    Reply
  92. monique s says

    September 23, 2018 at 6:43 pm

    My favorite is What do you give to a pumpkin trying to quit smoking, a pumpkin patch

    Reply
  93. Melissa Storms says

    September 24, 2018 at 10:33 am

    I thought this joke was pretty funny ,,.Q: What do you give to a pumpkin trying to quit smoking?

    A: A pumpkin patch.

    Reply
  94. Kimberly M. says

    September 24, 2018 at 11:18 am

    Being Italian this one is my favorite.
    Q: What do Italians eat on Halloween? A: Fettuccini Afraid-o.

    Reply
  95. Amanda Rauch says

    September 24, 2018 at 11:30 am

    I love what does a witch do for her birthday? She spellabrates. Too cute!

    Reply
  96. Elizabeth Miller says

    September 24, 2018 at 11:38 am

    I like Q: Why don’t mummies take vacations? A: They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind. Sounds a little familiar–like my hubby lol

    Reply
  97. Ed says

    September 24, 2018 at 12:43 pm

    Italians eat Fettucini -Afraid-O on Halloween!

    Reply
  98. DeeAnn S says

    September 24, 2018 at 2:15 pm

    Q: Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
    A: No, they eat the fingers separately.

    Reply
  99. Tracy Robertson says

    September 24, 2018 at 3:00 pm

    My favorite is the ghost asking the other ghost if it “believes in people”.

    Reply
  100. Stephanie Larison says

    September 24, 2018 at 4:25 pm

    Q: Why don’t mummies take vacations?
    A: They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind.

    Is my fave!

    Reply
  101. Julie Hawkins says

    September 24, 2018 at 6:21 pm

    My favorite is what do sea monsters eat for lunch? Fish and ships!

    Reply
  102. Leela says

    September 24, 2018 at 7:41 pm

    Q: Why don’t mummies take vacations?
    A: They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind.

    Reply
  103. Kyl Neusch says

    September 24, 2018 at 8:44 pm

    What do moms dress up as on Halloween?
    Mummies

    Reply
  104. Russ Higgins says

    September 24, 2018 at 8:48 pm

    Q: What do Italians eat on Halloween?

    A: Fettuccini Afraid-o.

    Reply
  105. Michelle H. says

    September 24, 2018 at 9:01 pm

    I like what birds give out on Halloween nights. Tweets.

    Reply
  106. Kiara says

    September 24, 2018 at 9:20 pm

    Ha ha these are great

    Reply
  107. Tara Woods says

    September 24, 2018 at 9:51 pm

    My favorite is:
    Q: What do you call a cheesy Halloween dance?
    A: The muenster mash!

    Reply
  108. LeAnn Harbert says

    September 24, 2018 at 9:56 pm

    What do you call a ghost on the ceiling? High Spirited

    Reply
  109. Laurie Nykaza says

    September 24, 2018 at 9:56 pm

    Q: What do you give to a pumpkin trying to quit smoking?
    A: A pumpkin patch . so cute

    Reply
  110. Sarah L says

    September 24, 2018 at 10:41 pm

    The one that made me laugh the most:
    Q: What do you call a dancing ghost?
    A: Polka-haunt-us.

    A lot of funny ones.
    Thanks for the contest.

    Reply
  111. Lauren Hecker says

    September 24, 2018 at 10:45 pm

    Q: What did the Mommy ghost say to the baby ghost?

    A: Don’t spook until you’re spoken to.
    This is my favorite!

    Reply
  112. Hesper Fry says

    September 24, 2018 at 11:41 pm

    My favorite is:
    Q: What is a vampire’s favorite ice cream flavor?
    A: Veinilla.

    Reply
  113. Alma London says

    September 25, 2018 at 1:23 am

    I love the pumpkin patch one.

    Reply
  114. Bernie Wallace says

    September 25, 2018 at 5:36 am

    What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

    A: Bamboo.

    Reply
  115. Allison Kusel says

    September 25, 2018 at 6:10 am

    I like the vampire’s favorite ice cream flavor one! So cute!!

    Reply
  116. clynsg says

    September 25, 2018 at 6:58 am

    I like ‘What is a skeleton’s favorite song?’

    Bad to the Bone

    Reply
  117. Stephanie Liske says

    September 25, 2018 at 8:19 am

    I like the vampire’s favorite ice cream one. :)

    Reply
  118. kathy pease says

    September 25, 2018 at 8:29 am

    I like What do you give to a pumpkin trying to quit smoking? A pumpkin patch

    Reply
  119. Joanna Peter says

    September 25, 2018 at 8:43 am

    Q: What do sea monsters eat for lunch?
    A: Fish and ships.

    Reply
  120. JAMIE MARTIN says

    September 25, 2018 at 9:25 am

    Q: What do Italians eat on Halloween?

    A: Fettuccini Afraid-o.

    Reply
  121. DanV says

    September 25, 2018 at 11:30 am

    My favorite is Q: What did one ghost say to the other ghost?

    A: “Do you believe in people?”

    Reply
  122. Keri Justice says

    September 25, 2018 at 1:11 pm

    My favorite one is Q: What is a vampire’s favorite ice cream flavor?
    A: Veinilla. Hahahahaha.

    Reply
  123. Lindsay A. says

    September 25, 2018 at 1:51 pm

    I liked this one!

    Q: Why do vampires need mouthwash?
    A: They have bat breath.

    Reply
  124. Jerry Marquardt says

    September 25, 2018 at 1:51 pm

    I liked the joke of “What did the Mommy ghost say to the baby ghost?”, as I mean spook until you’re spoken to…Lol.

    Reply
  125. Brittany says

    September 25, 2018 at 2:02 pm

    What do moms dress up as for Halloween? Mummies

    Reply
  126. heather Kaufman says

    September 25, 2018 at 2:24 pm

    Q: Why don’t mummies take vacations?

    A: They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind.

    My husband got badly burned 8 weeks ago & I told him that he could be a mummy for Halloween, because of all his bandages.

    Reply
  127. Trish Carlson says

    September 25, 2018 at 3:04 pm

    Q: What do you give to a pumpkin trying to quit smoking?

    A: A pumpkin patch.

    Reply
  128. Amanda Whitley says

    September 25, 2018 at 4:04 pm

    my favorite joke is the cereal killer joke.

    Reply
  129. Allyson Tice says

    September 25, 2018 at 7:17 pm

    Q: What do you give to a pumpkin trying to quit smoking?

    A: A pumpkin patch

    Reply
  130. Carolyn D says

    September 25, 2018 at 7:35 pm

    This one is my favorite.

    Q: What is a vampire’s favorite holiday?
    A: Fangsgiving.

    Reply
  131. Breanne says

    September 25, 2018 at 8:40 pm

    I like Q: Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?

    A: No, they eat the fingers separately.

    Reply
  132. AEKZ2 says

    September 25, 2018 at 9:46 pm

    I like What do you call when you cross Bambi with a ghost? A bamboo!

    Reply
  133. Trisha McKee says

    September 25, 2018 at 9:58 pm

    My favorite is:

    Q: How do you write a book about Halloween?

    A: With a ghostwriter.

    Reply
  134. Christian Alejandro says

    September 25, 2018 at 10:15 pm

    The “What do Italians eat on Halloween” riddle is a good one!

    Reply
  135. Philip Lawrence says

    September 25, 2018 at 10:19 pm

    Why don’t mummies take vacations?
    They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind.

    Reply
  136. BRIAN E. says

    September 25, 2018 at 10:21 pm

    This one —>

    Q: Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?

    A: No, they eat the fingers separately.

    Reply
  137. Leah Shumack says

    September 25, 2018 at 10:43 pm

    Q: Why don’t mummies take vacations?
    A: They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind.

    Reply
  138. Janine Hwang says

    September 25, 2018 at 10:44 pm

    I like this one, Q: Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?

    A: No, they eat the fingers separately.

    Reply
  139. Sand says

    September 25, 2018 at 10:53 pm

    My favorite is:
    Q: What do you call a ghost on the ceiling?

    A: High-spirited.

    Reply
  140. Buddy Garrett says

    September 25, 2018 at 11:19 pm

    What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost? Bamboo

    Reply
  141. Donna Kozar says

    September 25, 2018 at 11:49 pm

    Q: What do Italians eat on Halloween?
    A: Fettuccini Afraid-o.

    Reply
  142. Lyndsey R. says

    September 26, 2018 at 3:48 pm

    I’m going to go with:

    Q: What do Italians eat on Halloween?

    A: Fettuccini Afraid-o.

    Thanks for the chance.

    Reply
  143. Paol Trenny says

    September 30, 2018 at 11:51 pm

    Q: What do female ghosts use to do their makeup?

    A: Vanishing cream.

    Reply
  144. Funny Halloween Sayings 2018 says

    October 12, 2018 at 11:44 am

    It’s hard to come by experienced people for this topic, however, you sound like you know what you’re talking about!
    Thanks

    Reply
  145. abdul says

    December 20, 2018 at 1:39 pm

    awesome content!

    Reply

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