Black cats are a Halloween staple which makes Black Cat Jokes perfect for October!
There are many beliefs about black cats that exist around the world today. In England, it may be lucky to own a black cat, but it is unlucky to have one cross your path. Completely opposite of that, it’s considered bad luck if a black cat crosses your path, and good luck if a white cat crosses your path if you live in the United States. But cats are fuzzy and cuddly, no matter what color they are. And they are so very playful. If they could talk, they would love to tell you some funny jokes. So here are some of our favorites for you to tell to your cat!! Meow!!!
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BLACK CAT JOKES FOR KIDS
Like all of our jokes, these are clean and kid-friendly so you can share them with your kids without worry! Whether you’re looking for some funny black cat jokes or just need some general funny jokes, check out our favorites!
Q: If lights run on electricity and cars run on gas, what do cats run on?
A: Their paws.
Q: What do you call a black cat criminal?
A: A Purr-petrator
Q: Why do black cat’s ride with witches on broomsticks?
A: Because it’s quicker than walking.
Q: What kind of tests do they give black cat’s in school?
Q: What’s the first thing black cats do Halloween morning?
A: They wake up.
Q: What do black cats like to eat on hot days?
A: Mice cream cones.
Q: How do black cats eat Halloween candy?
A: With their mouths just like everyone else.
Q: What animal do witches say make the best pets?
A: Black cats – because they’re purr-fect.
Q: What happened when the black cat ate the clown costume?
A: It felt funny.
Q: What type of cat has eight legs and swims in the Dead Sea?
A: An octopuss.
Q: What looks like half a black cat?
A: The other half.
Q: What is a black cat’s favorite song?
A: Three Blind Mice.
Q: Which kind of cats like bowling?
A: Black Alley cats.
Q: Why are black cats so good at Halloween party songs?
A: Because they’re very mewsical.
Q: What did the black cat have for breakfast?
A: Mice Crispies.
Q: What is a black cat’s favorite color?
Q: How is a black cat like a coin?
A: It has a head on one side and tail on the other.
Q: What makes more noise than an angry black cat?
A: Two angry black cats!
Q: What do black cats use pencil sharpeners for?
A: To keep their claws pointy.
Q: What hobby do black cats do in their spare time?
A: Witch crafts.
Q: Why did the witch’s black cat throw up?
A: She was broom sick.
Q: Which of the black cat’s friends was good at baseball?
A: The bat.
Q: What do you get when you cross a black cat with a witch’s rug?
A: A magic car-pet
Q: What do people in England call little black cats?
Q: What’s the unluckiest kind of black cat to have?
A: A catastrophe.
Q: What did the black cat say to the dogfish?
A: I’ve got a bone to pick with you.
Q: What did the black cat say when the dog ate its Halloween candy?
A: You gotta be kitten me!
Q: How many black cats can you fit into a haunted house?
A: Only one. After that, the haunted house isn’t empty anymore.
Q: What do you get when you cross a black cat with Saint Nicholas?
A: Santa Claws.
Q: What happened to the black cat who swallowed a ball of orange yarn?
A: She had Halloween mittens.
Q: What kind of musician do black cats like to be?
Q: Why did the black cat put the letter “M” into the freezer?
A: To turn the “ice” into “mice.”
Q: What is the official magazine of black cats?
A: Good Mousekeeping.
Q: What do black cats wear on Halloween night?
Q: What is more amazing than a talking black cat?
A: A spelling bee.
Q: How did the black cats end their fight?
A: They hissed and made up.
Q: Why can’t black cats play Go Fish?
A: They get too distracted by the fish.
Q: What do you call a witch’s black cat after it drinks vinegar?
A: A sour puss.
Q: Where does a black cat go if it loses its tail?
A: The retail store.
Q: What is it called when a witch’s black cat falls off her broomstick?
A: A catastrophe.
Q: Why was the black cat’s phone bill so high?
A: He kept making Persian-to-Persian calls.
Q: What did the black cat say when it lost all its money?
A: Meow I’m paw.
Q: When is it unlucky to see a black cat?
A: When you’re a mouse.
Q: Why was the black cat so small?
A: It only drank condensed milk.
Q: What is black, has 8 legs and hisses?
A: Two black cats fighting.
Q: What is black and white and smells all over?
A: A black cat dancing with a skunk.
Q: Why was the black cat so crabby?
A: He was in a bad mewd.
Q: What did the mouse say when the black cat grabbed his tail?
A: That’s the end of me.
Q: What state has the most black cats?
Q: Who rounds up naughty black cats on Halloween?
A: Claw enforcement.
Q: How do you spell mousetrap with three letters?
Q: Where did the first black cat fly?
Q: Why did the black cat throw his milk bowl?
A: He wanted to see a flying saucer.
Q: Where do black cats hang their wet laundry?
A: On a feline.
Q: Why did the black cat cross the graveyard?
A: Claws it wanted to.
Q: What do you call a black cat surrounded by mice?
A: Purr-fectly happy.
Q: What do you call a black cat in high school?
A: A kit-teen.
Q: What’s equal to a black cat’s dime?
A: 10 purr cents.
Q: What’s the best grade a black cat can get on a math test?
Q: Why did the black cats move away from town?
A: The neighborhoods had gone to the dogs.
Q: What game did the black cat play with the mouse?
Q: What was the French black cat’s favorite pudding?
A: Chocolate mousse.
Q: What was the black cat’s favorite dessert?
A: Mice pudding.
Q: Where do black cats sit on airplanes?
A: In fur-st class.
Q: What do black cats drink on cold days?
Q: During which month do black cats screech the least often?
A: February, because it’s the shortest month.
Q: What’s the difference between a black cat and a comma?
A: A black cat has claws at the end of its paws, and a comma has a pause at the end of the clause.
Q: How is a black cat like a candle?
A: They’re both wicked.
Q: How do black cats get their hair to stand up for Halloween?
A: They use scare spray.
Q: Why are black cats so terrible at telling scary stories?
A. Because they have only one tail.
Q: What do you use to comb a black cat’s fur?
A: A catacomb.
Q: Why did the jury lock up the black cat?
A: It was guilty of purr-jury.
Q: Why are black cats such good singers?
A: They’re very mewsical.
Q: What does a black cat do when it gets angry?
A: It has a hissy fit.
Q: Why did the black cat run from the tree?
A: It was afraid of its bark.
Q: What happened to the cat who drank 6 bowls of milk in a row?
A: He set a new lap record.
Q: What did the black cat say when it met the mouse?
A: Pleased to eat you.
Q: What do you get when you cross a black cat with a canary?
A: A black cat with a full belly.
Q: What happens to black cats when it rains?
A: They get wet just like everyone else!
Q: What brand of car do black cats drive?
Q: Why don’t black cats play games in the jungle?
A: Too many cheetahs.
Q: Why did the black cat cross the road?
A: To get the chicken.
Q: How do black cats get their own way?
A: With purr-suasion.
Q: What was the black cat’s favorite subject in school?
Q: Where can a black cat sit, but you can’t?
A: On your lap.
Q: Why are black cats easier to care for than babies?
A: You only have to change a litter box once a day.
Q: What is evil, black, and bounces?
A: A black cat on a pogo stick.
Q: Why did the black cat put oil on the mouse?
A: Because it squeaked.
Whether you’re looking for jokes that work well for Fall or Halloween, these black cat jokes will have your whole family laughing together!
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Whether you’re looking for jokes that work well for October or fall, these black cat jokes will have your whole family laughing together!
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