Pie Jokes for Kids

Pie is one of my favorite fall foods. They’re the perfect Thanksgiving and Christmas desserts. These clean pie jokes for kids are great for the whole family during the holidays! You can get free printable jokes at the bottom of this post. Combine them with our other Thanksgiving and Christmas themed jokes and you’ll have laughs all month long!

These jokes feature all of your favorite pie flavors including pumpkin pie, apple pie, pecan pie, and even cream pies!

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What do you get when you cross a pie and a snake? A pie-thon.
Why did the pie break up with the cake? It said, “I need some space. You’re just too sweet for my crust.”
What did the key lime pie say to the pecan pie? You’re Nuts!
Why aren’t pies good at sports? They turn over too easily.
Where do pies learn to read? At pie-mary school.
How do pies show their love? With “flavors” instead of flowers. Nothing says “I care” like a perfectly baked crust.
Why was the strawberry pie always cheerful? It found life “berry” sweet and full of juicy moments.
Why did the pie go to the dentist? He needed a filling.
What is a math teacher’s favorite dessert? Pi.
Why did the pie apply for a job? It wanted to earn more dough.
What’s a pie’s least favorite math problem? Pi.
Why do pies make terrible confidants? They always end up spilling the filling.
What do you call a pie that’s not very sneaky? A “snitch-berry” pie.
Why are pies always invited to parties? They’re the life of the “dessert” table and have a filling personality.
What’s a pie’s favorite holiday? Thanksgiving—it gets to be the star without feeling guilty about seconds!
How did the baker keep track of how many pies he made? He used a pie chart!

Pumpkin Pie Puns

What did the pecan pie say to the pumpkin pie at the party? “Let’s spice things up and make this a nutty night!”
Who was the pie’s favorite pop star? Pumpkin Pie Spice.
Why did the pumpkin pie cross the road? To prove it wasn’t chicken!
How did the baker describe the pumpkin pie? It’s gourd-geous.
How do you fix a broken pumpkin pie? With a little pumpkin patch!
What did the pumpkin pie say to the fork? “You wanna piece of me?”
Why was the pumpkin pie always so calm? It knew how to keep its filling.
What did the apple pie say to the pumpkin pie? You’ve got to be filling envy.
How do you turn a pumpkin into a pie? Just cut, bake, and enjoy the squashy drama!
What did the pumpkin say to the pie baker? Use apples instead.
Why do we eat pumpkin pie during Thanksgiving? Because no one’s brave enough to roast a pumpkin!
What did the pumpkin pie think of its new recipe? It was love at first bite!
How does a pumpkin pie stay cool? It chills in the fridge with the whipped cream!
Why are pumpkin pies so good at fixing things? They have all the “right” ingredients!
Why was the pumpkin not allowed to fly the plane? It didn’t have it’s pie-lot license.

Apple Pie Jokes

When is an apple pie grouchy? When it’s made with crab apples!
Why did the apple pie cry? It got its peelings got hurt.
Why did the apple pie go to school? It wanted to be a smart tart!
Who led all the apples to the bakery? The Pie Piper
What kind of smartphone do pies use? Apple pie-phone.
What do you get when you cross an apple pie with a Christmas tree? A pine-apple pie!
Why is an apple pie so good at baseball? It always hits a flaky crust!
What did the apple pie say to the pecan pie? You’ve got some crust talking to me like that!
Why did the apple pie get a ticket? It was caught baking without a permit!
What do you get when you cross an apple pie with a shellfish? Crab apple pie.
What’s an apple pie’s favorite book? Tart of Darkness!
What did one slice of apple pie say to the other? You’re my better half!
Who makes the best apple pies? Granny Smith.
How do you make an apple pie laugh? Tickle its crust!
Why did the apple pie turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
What do ghosts like to have with their apple pie? I-scream.
Why did the apple pie need a fan? It didn’t want to sweat the filling!
What kind of pie has a short temper? A crab apple pie.

Cream Pie Jokes

Why’d the pie become a comedian? It found its filling in making people laugh!
How do you cheer up a cream pie? Give it a big whip of encouragement.
Why do cream pies never win races? They’re always stuck in the slow churn.
What’s a cream pie’s favorite movie? “Pie Hard
What do you get when you cross a cream pie with a ghost? Boo-berry delight!
Why did the cream pie go to school? It wanted to get a little more filling.
Why was the cream pie always invited to parties? Because it was the life of the dessert table.

Ways to Use Printable Jokes

There are a lot of different ways that you can use the printable jokes once you download and print them. Try some of these fun ideas:

Lunchbox Notes – Slip a joke into your child’s lunchbox. It’ll make their lunch time more fun and give them something to share with friends.
Family Fun – Place a joke under each plate before dinner for a fun way to kick off meal time!
Icebreakers – Share jokes at playdates or parties. They can break the ice and get everyone laughing if you have a group of kids who don’t all know each other already.
Travel Entertainment – Print jokes for car trips to keep the kids entertained and make the ride feel shorter.
Classroom Activities – Teachers can use them to start the day. A quick laugh can lift the class spirit and set a positive tone. You can also use them as part of classroom parties if the jokes are seasonal.

Printable Pie Jokes

Download your FREE printable pie joke and puns. These work great for putting in your child’s lunchbox during the holiday season!

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More Holiday Food Jokes for Kids

Love these jokes? Check out more of our food jokes that pair well with these pie jokes and other holiday jokes. They all have printable jokes as well!

Keep with the food theme with these corn jokes!
Celebrate Thanksgiving with turkey jokes for kids.
Pumpkin jokes are great for the holiday season too!

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