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    February Jokes for Kids

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    February might be a short month, but it’s always good to have some jokes to share with your kids! These February Jokes for kids are all clean and family-friendly.

    Scroll down to the bottom of the post to get free printable jokes! These work great for lunchbox jokes or a funny joke of the day! 

    Printable February jokes for kids

    February Jokes for Kids

    Q: Can February March?
    A: No, but April May!

    Q: What month is the best month to tell a lie?
    A: FIB-ruary.

    Q: Do you have a date for Valentine’s day?
    A: Yes, February 14th.

    Q: Why did the man get fired from the calendar factory?
    A: He took a few days off in February thinking nobody would notice.

    Q: What is a frog’s favorite month?
    A: February. It has a Leap Year.

    Q: How many seconds are in a year?
    A: Twelve. January second, February second, March second, etc.

    Q: What is a ghost’s favorite month?
    A: Feb-BOO-uary.

    Q: What month is the best for coffee?
    A: Feb-BREW-ary.

    Q: What month enjoys a beer the most?
    A: Feb-BREW-ary.

    Q: What do you call a frog born on February 29th?
    A: A leap frog.

    Q: When is the best day to wear a tutu?
    A: February 2nd (2/2).

    Q: What did the French groundhog see on February 2nd?
    A: His chateau.

    Q: Why are people born on Febraury 29th good jumpers?
    A: They were born on a leap year!

    Q: Sometimes February has 29 days. How many other months have 29 days?
    A: All of them.

    Q: Why do people walk slowly in Febraury?
    A: Because it’s not March.

    Printable Jokes for Kids

    Download your FREE printable February Jokes.

    If you want to do a joke a day with your family, all you need is an 8.5″ x 11″ sheet of paper or cardstock and your printer! You can print these lunchbox notes to leave around the house, surprise your kids with one in their lunch, or just take a laugh break together!

    FREE PRINTABLE FEBRUARY JOKES FOR KIDS

    More February Jokes

    If you’re looking for more jokes that work well for February, check out some of these:

    • Valentine’s Day Jokes for Kids
    • Valentines Knock Knock Jokes
    • Winter Jokes for Kids
    • Snowman Jokes
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    About Mariah

    Mariah is the mom of 2 and a former educator (preschool - 4th grade & special education) with a degree in human development. As a busy mom living in with a multi-generational family under one roof (with 4 dogs!), life is sometimes chaotic! She aims to share easy ideas that we can all use in our lives! Read more about Mariah!

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