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    Home » Entertainment & Technology » Snowman Jokes for Kids

    Snowman Jokes for Kids

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    Laughter is a great way to keep warm in the winter and these Snowman Jokes for kids are perfect for the winter months! (They’re great for the middle of summer too when you’re craving the colder weather!) These jokes are all clean and family-friendly.

    Scroll down to the bottom of the post to get free printable jokes! These work great for lunchbox jokes or a fun joke of the day! 

    Snowman Jokes for Kids

    Snowman Jokes for Kids

    Q: What do snowmen wear on their heads?
    A: Ice caps.

    Q: Where does a snowman keep his money?
    A: In a snow bank.

    Q: How does a Snowman get to work?
    A: By icicle.

    Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
    A: Snowflakes.

    Q: Where do snowmen get the weather report?
    A: The Winternet.

    Q: Why did the snowman turn yellow?
    A: Ask the dog.

    Q: What did the police officer say when he saw the snowman stealing?
    A: Freeze.

    Q: What did one snowman say to the other?
    A: Do you smell carrots?

    Q: What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
    A: A meltdown!

    Q: What do you call an old snowman?
    A: Water!

    Q: What kind of money do snowmen use?
    A: Cold, hard cash.

    Q: What is a snowman’s favorite Mexican food?
    A: Brrrr – itos.

    Q: What did the snowman order at Wendy’s?
    A: A Frosty.

    Q: What do snowmen do on Christmas?
    A: Play with the snow angels.

    Q: How would you scare a snowman?
    A: Get a hairdryer!

    Q: What do grown up snowmen call younger snowmen?
    A: Chill-dren.

    Q: What do you call a melted snowman?
    A: Nothing… there aren’t any!

    Q: What kind of mug does a snowman use for his root beer?
    A: A frosted one.

    Q: What is a Snowman’s favorite drink?
    A: Iced Tea.

    Q: What is a snowman’s favorite snack?
    A: Ice Krispy treats.

    Q: What do you sing at a snowman’s birthday party?
    A: Freeze a jolly good fellow!

    Q: How do you know if there’s a snowman in your freezer?
    A: He’s still there!

    Q: Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
    A: Aunt Arctica.

    Q: How do you know when a snowman is mad?
    A: They give you the cold shoulder!

    Q: What do you get when you cross Frosty with a baker?
    A: Frosty the Dough-man.

    Q: What do you call a snowman’s holiday party?
    A: A snow ball.

    Q: What do snowmen like to eat for dinner?
    A: Icebergs with fries.

    Q: What did Frosty the Snowman want as a career?
    A: To be in snow business.

    Q: What’s a snowman’s favorite candy?
    A: Sno-Caps.

    Q: Who are Frosty’s parents?
    A: Mom and Pop-Sicle!

    Q: What kind of medicine does a snowman take?
    A: A chill pill.

    Printable Snowman Jokes for Kids

    Printable Snowman Jokes for Kids

    Be sure to download your FREE snowman jokes printable. If you want to do a joke a day with your family, all you need is an 8.5″ x 11″ sheet of paper or cardstock and your printer! You can print these lunchbox notes to leave around the house, surprise your kids in their lunch, or cheer them up if they have cold weather blues!

    GET YOUR FREE PRINTABLE SNOWMAN JOKES

    More Winter Jokes for Kids

    If you like these jokes, you might also like these Winter Jokes for Kids and January Jokes.

    If you’re looking ahead, you can also get printable Valentine’s Day Jokes and Valentine Knock Knock Jokes too!

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    About Mariah

    Mariah is the mom of 2 and a former educator (preschool - 4th grade & special education) with a degree in human development. As a busy mom living in with a multi-generational family under one roof (with 4 dogs!), life is sometimes chaotic! She aims to share easy ideas that we can all use in our lives! Read more about Mariah!

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