If you’re looking for January jokes to share with your children, our collection of Winter jokes for kids are great for this time of year! Who knew that cold weather, ice, and snow were perfect subjects for funny winter jokes! These are great jokes for when you’re stuck inside together on a cold, snowy day. If the kids are out of school because of a snow day, break out a few jokes to keep everyone laughing!
Cabin fever is a real thing during the winter months. But laughter is a great way to combat it!
Winter Jokes for Kids
We’d love to hear your favorite winter jokes and riddles! Leave us a comment with your favorite. We’re always on the hunt for winter jokes for preschoolers, elementary school, and middle schoolers! If you have any clean cold weather jokes, we’d love to hear them!
Scroll down for free printable lunch box jokes for winter!
Q: What food do you get when you cross Frosty with a wolf?
A: A brrrr-grrr.
Q: Where does a snowman get the weather report?
A: The winternet.
Q: How did Jack Frost get to work?
A: By icicle.
Q: Why did the bear keep getting fired?
A: He always disappeared in the winter.
Q: What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A: A cold.
Q: What does a barbershop serve in winter?
A: Cold cuts!
Q: What did one snowman say to the other?
A: Do you smell carrot?
Q: What do you call an old snowman?
Q: What is a snowman’s favorite snack?
A: Ice krispies treats.
Q: What’s white and goes up?
A: A confused snowflake.
Q: What time is it when little white flakes fall outside the classroom window?
A: Snow and Tell.
Q: How was the snow globe feeling after the scary story?
A: A little shaken.
Q: How do you keep from getting cold feet during the winter?
A: Don’t walk around BRRRRfooted.
Q: What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?
Q: How can you farm during the winter?
A: Use a snow plow.
Q: If your reindeer lost his tail, where would you go to buy him a new one?
A: A retail store!
Q: How do you know when it is too cold to picnic outside?
A: You chip your tooth on your soup!
Q: What do mountains wear to keep warm?
Q: How do Eskimos make their beds?
A: With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
Q: What do you call a slow skier?
A: A slopepoke!
Q: What kind of ball doesn’t bounce?
A: A snowball!
Q: Where do snowmen love to dance?
A: At a snow ball.
Snow Jokes for Kids
Q: Why did the boy keep his trumpet out in the snow?
A: Because he liked cool music.
Q: What do you call ten rabbits hopping backward through the snow together?
A: A receding hare line.
Q: What often falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Q: Who were the snowman’s parents?
A: Mom and popsicle!
Q: Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?
A: Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
Q: If the sun shines while it’s snowing, what should you look for?
Q: What do snowmen call their kids?
Printable Winter Riddles and Puns
Be sure to download your FREE winter lunch box jokes printable. If you want to do a joke a day with your family, all you need is an 8.5″ x 11″ sheet of paper! You can print these lunchbox notes to leave around the house, surprise your kids in their lunch, or cheer them up if they have cold weather blues!