Summer is just around the corner… and it’s gonna get HOT!! Here some super funny It’s So Hot Jokes to make your kids feel cool!
As always, all of our jokes are kid-friendly and clean. You can scroll down to the bottom of the post to get our FREE printable jokes that work great for lunchboxes or “joke of the day” fun! So scroll through our list and find your family’s favorite clean It’s So Hot one-liners!
It’s So Hot Jokes for Kids
How hot is it? It’s so hot that…
It’s so hot that my dream house is any house in Alaska.
It’s so hot that when the temperature drops below 95, I start to feel chilly.
It’s so hot that I saw a funeral procession pull through a Dairy Queen.
It’s so hot that cows are giving evaporated milk.
It’s so hot that I saw a bird pull a worm out of the ground with an oven mitt.
It’s so hot that the Statue of Liberty was asked to lower her arm.
It’s so hot that chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.
It’s so hot that polar bears are wearing sunscreen.
It’s so hot that I started putting ice-cubes in my waterbed.
It’s so hot that I set the house on fire just to cool off.
It’s so hot that we had to ship the fish to Seattle just so they wouldn’t forget how to swim.
It’s so hot that Optimus Prime transformed into an air conditioner.
It’s so hot that Siri asked to be dipped in a glass of ice water.
It’s so hot that bums are holding signs that read, “Will work for shade.”
It’s so hot that fire ants are really on fire.
It’s so hot that your clothes iron themselves.
It’s so hot that the catfish are already fried when you catch them.
It’s so hot that all the sand on the beach has turned into glass.
It’s so hot that cows are giving evaporated milk.
It’s so hot that you can make INSTANT sun tea.
It’s so hot that polar bears are wearing sun screen.
It’s so hot that everyone is wearing “sweat” pants.
It’s so hot that global warming has been replaced by global melting.
It’s so hot that McDonalds is frying burgers on parked cars.
It’s so hot that my kite crashed and burned.
It’s so hot that you can’t make a chili dog.
It’s so hot that farmers are feeding ice to the chickens so they won’t lay boiled eggs.
It’s so hot that corn on the stalks starts popping.
It’s so hot that all chocolate is drinkable.
It’s so hot that chickens are laying omelettes.
It’s so hot that I saw a squirrel pick up a nut with pot holders.
It’s so hot that my thermometer goes up to “I’m not kidding.”
It’s so hot that my chocolate milk is now hot cocoa.
It’s so hot that the car overheats before you start it.
It’s so hot that I saw a fire hydrant chasing a dog.
It’s so hot that my campfire lit itself.
It’s so hot that all the bread in the store is toast.
It’s so hot that Tabasco sauce tastes mild.
It’s so hot that the peanut butter melted.
It’s so hot that I renamed my pig “Bacon.”
It’s so hot that my Pot Tarts popped.
It’s so hot that the only waves at the beach were heat waves.
PRINTABLE IT’S SO HOT JOKES
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