As Halloween approaches, it’s time for all things spooky. But you can get in some good laughs with these family-friendly Skeleton Jokes and skeleton puns! October is the perfect month to share these jokes with your kids!
You can get free printable jokes at the bottom of this post. Use them as lunch box jokes or for a fun joke of the day with your family!
Q: Who is the most famous skeleton detective?
A: Sherlock Bones.
Q: Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
A: No body!
Q: What is a skeleton’s favorite musical instrument?
A: The trom-bone.
Q: What do you call a skeleton who won’t work?
A: Lazy bones.
Q: What did the French skeleton call his friend?
A: Bone ami.
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the scary movie?
A: He didn’t have the guts.
Q: What song do skeleton bikers ride to?
A: Bone to be wild.
Q: Which baseball team do skeletons like most?
A: Pittsburgh Pirates.
Q: Who was the skeleton’s favorite Star Trek character?
A: Bones McCoy.
Q: How did skeletons send mail in the old days?
A: The bony express.
Q: Why can’t skeletons be the church musician?
A: They don’t have any organs.
Q: What do skeletons do when they’re bored?
A: Watch skelevision.
Q: Who is the most famous French skeleton?
A: Napoleon Bone-apart.
Q: What do you call a skeleton who stays out in the snow too long?
A: A numbskull.
Q: What song do skeleton crooks listen to after a heist?
A: Bad to the Bone.
Q: Why do skeletons hate winter?
A: The cold goes right through them.
Q: What do skeletons use to clean the sink?
Q: Why did the skeleton go to the mechanic?
A: For body work.
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton want to play baseball?
A: His heart wasn’t in it.
Q: Why are skeletons so calm?
A: Because nothing gets under their skin!
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
A: He didn’t have the guts.
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance?
A: It had no-body to go with.
Q: What’s a skeleton’s favorite food?
A: Spare ribs.
Q: What do you call a cleaning skeleton?
A: The grim sweeper.
Q: What do you call a tired skeleton?
A: Bone tired.
Funny Bone Jokes
Q: How do you make a skeleton laugh?
A: Tickle its funny bone!
Q: What does a skeleton say when it gets angry with someone?
A: I’ve got a bone to pick with you.
Q: What has 1854 bones and catches flies?
A: A skeleton baseball team.
Q: What do you call a skeleton’s lie?
A: A FIB-ula.
Q: Why did the skeleton run up the tree?
A: A dog wanted to eat it’s bones.
Q: What did the skeleton use to cut through the tall grass?
A: A shoulder blade.
Printable Skeleton Puns & Jokes
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